Just Your Average Bfdi Crackbook

The movie!!!!!!!!!1!1!1!1!!!!!!!

*cringey ass logos that 9 year olds would prolly be simping over*

Firey jr: *running away*

Liy: GET BACK HERE YOU BITCH ASS MOTHERFUCKER

Firey jr: NO BITCH

Liy: *shoots firey jr*

Firey jr: OH SHI-

*record scratch, freeze frame*

Firey jr narrator: you see that guy right there? Yep, thats me. You're probably wondering how i got into this situation. It all started in summer of '24. 

*firey's bitch ass home*

Firey: *wakes up* ah. Such a beautiful day.

Firey jr: DAAAAAAD

Firey: yeh

Firey jr: what does sex mean?

Firey: Sex is the trait that determines whether a sexually reproducing organism produces male or female gametes.[1][2][3] During sexual reproduction, a male and a female gamete fuse to form a zygote, which develops into an offspring that inherits traits from each parent. By convention, organisms that produce smaller, more mobile gametes (spermatozoa, sperm) are called male, while organisms that produce produce larger, non-mobile gametes (ova, often called egg cells) are called female.[4] An organism that produces both types of gamete is hermaphrodite.[3][5]

In non-hermaphroditic species, the sex of an individual is determined through one of several biological sex-determination systems. Most mammalian species have the XY sex-determination system, where the male usually carries an X and a Y chromosome (XY), and the female usually carries two X chromosomes (XX). Other chromosomal sex-determination systems in animals include the ZW system in birds, and the XO system in insects. Various environmental systems include temperature-dependent sex determination in reptiles and crustaceans.[6]

The male and female of a species may be physically alike (sexual monomorphism) or have physical differences (sexual dimorphism). In sexually dimorphic species, including most birds and mammals, the sex of an individual is usually identified through observation of that individual's sexual characteristics. Sexual selection or mate choice can accelerate the evolution of differences between the sexes.

The terms male and female typically do not apply in sexually undifferentiated species in which the individuals are isomorphic (look the same) and the gametes are isogamous (indistinguishable in size and shape), such as the green alga Ulva lactuca. Some kinds of functional differences between individuals, such as in fungi,[7] may be referred to as mating types.[8]

Firey jr: oh ok

Firey: *gets out of bed* ah. Time for breakfast

*looks at the camera*

Firey: SIGMA STYLE

*1 second later*

Firey: first to get the ultimate SIGMA STYLE breakfast, you need to fill a bowl with PURE TESTOSTERONE

*pours a bowl of testosterone idk anymore*

Firey: next you need to fill it up with PRIME HYDRATION

*pours the prime*

Firey: and finally, you need a slice of EXTRA RARE MEAT 

*slaps down a slice of rare meat*

Leafy: isnt that just like raw meat

Firey: SHUT UP SNOWFLAKE anyway yeah and now you just eat it

*eats it*

Firey: EW WHAT THE FUCK IT TASTES LIKE PISS