Gelatin: man i love this place
Book: erm can i get one um can i get a uh
Gelatin: nvm time to commit arson
*laugh track*
*seinfeld theme*
Gelatin: hey pillow can you deal with this bitch
Pillow: sure :) and after im gonna hunt you down and gut you like a fish! :)
Gelatin: uh what
Pillow: uh nothing
Book: i think ill have a bigmac ig
Pillow: this is not mcdonalds you dusty ass hoe :)
Book: *sigh* fine ill just have a normal steak
Pillow: excellent choice motherfucker :)
*kitchen*
Pillow: that fuckin bitch named book wants a steak :)
Blocky: ok lmao
Firey: are you sure its ethical to cook the food on top of me
Blocky: ye
Firey: oh ok
*meanwhile*
Firey jr: im tellin you my dad's gonna hook us the fuck up
Icy: k
Rocky: bleh
Grassy: im grassy!
Pillow: welcome to gelatins steakhouse you weak ass children :) how may i take your fucking order? :)
Firey jr: 4 steaks *ahem* and make em weed flavored *wink wink*
Pillow: i need your id dumbass :)
Firey jr: oh uh ok here you go *hands her it*
Pillow: hm. Seems legit to me. 4 brownie steaks coming right up :)
Icy: wtf why did you ask for weed ones
Firey jr: i thought you liked weed
Icy: i do but every time we try weed or literally fucking anything, we all end up dying in gruesome ways
Firey jr: well this time we're in a restaurant AND we're paying for it
Icy: ok yeah ig thats true
Grassy: grassy hungry. Grassy want pizza.
Firey jr: we already got steaks ok now be quiet
Grassy: grassy want pizza
Firey jr: if you wanted pizza you should've told me earlier
Grassy: grassy want pizza
Firey jr: we're not getting pizza and thats final
Grassy: grassy want pizza
Firey jr: IF YOU WANT PIZZA SO DAMN BADLY WHY DONT YOU SCOOT YOUR ASS OVER TO FREDDY FAZBEAR'S AND GET IT YOURSELF YOU LAZY FUCK
Grassy: ok *goes to freddy fazbears*
Firey jr: jesus i thought he wouldnt fucking stop
*meanwhile*
Pencil: one weed steak done!
Match: i also like made one!
Pencil: omg! We are like so in sync!
Firey: can you hurry the fuck up im getting tired of sitting around
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Just Your Average Bfdi Crackbook
ComédieAn unfunny & low effort crackbook 18+ so don't read it if your a kiddo