Just Your Average Bfdi Crackbook

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Coiny: i wanna suck your dick so badly rn bruh-

Firey: uh excuse me

Coiny: uhhh nothing

Firey: *moans* i swear i want you to fuck my ass so badly rn daddy-

Coiny: uh wtf

Firey: uh i just remembered something funny someone told me and i moaned because it was so funny

Coiny: oh

Firey: *bites lip* i want you to rail me and call me a good boy-

Coiny: mmm- why dont you come over here a give daddy a kiss then baby-?

Firey: maybe i will >:)

Coiny: oh does my little plaything wanna be a brat? How cute...

Firey: if you want this ass you'll have to come over here and get it-

Hatsune miku: bro this is shit is the r word

Coiny: *gasp* DONT FUCKING SAY THAT SHIT *shoots her*

Firey: omg bro that was so hawt-

Coiny: do you want me to do that to you baby-? 

Firey: y-y-yes pwease >w<

Coiny: ok *shoots the fuck out of him*

Coiny: oh shit wait he died

Coiny: YEAH IK ITS POISON YOUR FEEDING ME POISON ADDICTED TO THIS FEELING I CANT HELP BUT SWALLOW UP YOUR POISON I MADE MY CHOICE AND EVERY NIGHT I'M LIVIN LIKE THERE'S NO TOMORROW OHHHHHHHHHH OHHHHHHHHHHH ANYWAY YOU WANT ME BABY THATS THE WAY YOU GOT ME ILL BE YOURRRRRRRRRRRRS MY STORYS GONNA END WITH ME DEAD FROM YOUR POISON 🗣🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

Firey: bro stfu im dying

Coiny: sorry bro

Firey: like bro im fucking dying bro stop singing the hit song poison from the prime video original series hazbin hotel bro 

Coiny: ok ok bro god motherfuckin damn

Firey: *dies*

Coiny: anyway imma nut on him

Firey: BITCH I HOPE THE FUCK YOU DO YOU'LL BE A DEAD SON OF A BITCH I TELL YOU THAT

Coiny: o_o

*the world is normal*

Firey: oh thank satan i thought the world was gonna explode for some stupid ass reason

Coiny: bro same

*car*

Firey: COINY LOOK OUT!

*Coiny gets run tf over*

Firey: OHHHHHH NO COINY

Pin: OH MY GOD COINY ARE OK

Leafy: our coiny is dead 😢

*funeral*

Snowball: we are gathered here today to celebrate the life of coiny mccoinson

Firey: WAHHHHHHHHH I WAS GAY FOR THAT MF

Leafy: you were WHAT 😡

Firey: uh i meant gay as in happy

Leafy: im just kidding bro i fuck two different girls

Firey: oh

Snowball: uh can we please stfu while we bury his fucking body 

Firey: sure lmao

*buries his body and shit*

Coiny: *wakes up* ah man i haven't passed out that hard since i got drugged by those hookers at vegas, eh?

*laugh track*

Firey: HOLY FUCKING SHIT COINY UR ALIVE?

Coiny: yeh haha

Leafy: fucking h-

Firey: COINY! *runs to him*

Coiny: FIREY! *runs to him*

Firey: COINY.

Coiny: FIREY?

Firey: COINY. 😡😡😡😡😡😡

COINY: *runs away* OH SUGAR HONEY ICE TEA

Firey: IMMA BEAT YOUR FUCKIN ASS FOR SCARIN ME LIKE THAT YOU HEAR ME MOTHAFUCKAH?

Leafy: welp, it looks like everything's back to normal

*laugh track*

*the daily wire headquarters explodes for no reason*

Firey: oh no the daily wire im definitely sad *whispers* IM LYING 😏