Just Your Average Bfdi Crackbook

Firey goes to court for some stupid ass reason (4k special)

Firey: im bored

Leafy: IF 👏 YOU 👏 SAY 👏 THAT 👏 ONE 👏 MORE 👏 FUCKING 👏 TIME  👏 IM 👏 GONNA 👏 FUCKING 👏 KILL 👏 YOU 👏

Firey: ok jesus karen

*1 second later*

Firey: hey firey jr

Firey jr: wut

Firey: wanna sing the song from the opening of wall-e with me 

Firey jr: uh sure why not

*goes outside*

Firey: 🎵put on your sunday clothes there's lots of world out there🎵

Firey jr: 🎵get out brilliantine the and dime cigars🎵

Firey:🎵 we're gonna find adventure in the evening air🎵

Firey jr: 🎵girls in white🎵

Firey: 🎵in a perfumed night🎵

Firey jr: 🎵where the lights are bright as the stars🎵

Firey: 🎵put on your sunday clo-*gets run over*

Firey jr: *dodges it*

Firey jr: wow. I'm lucky to have dodged that speeding car

Firey: *does the family guy fall*

Firey jr: ayo dad?

Firey: HELP ME IM FUCKING DYING

Firey jr: ok ok jesus

*helps him*

Firey: OW OW JESUS FUCKING CHRIST EVERY BONE IN MY BODY IS FUCKING BROKEN

Firey jr: it's probably not that bad *pats him on the back*

Firey: OW FUCKING BITCH ASS COCK

Firey jr: 0-0

Leafy: WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON 

Firey: IDK WE WHERE JUST SINGING THE SONG FROM THE BEGINNING OF THE HIT FILM WALL-E AND SOMEONE RAN OVER ME

Blocky: and that someone was me bitch

Firey: hey you know who's gay

Blocky: uh no who

Firey: MY MOM

*laugh track*

*seinfeld theme*

Firey: seriously tho im dying and need a hospital

*hospital later*

Leafy: how is he lookin doc

Ruby: im sorry but firey has autism

Leafy: wait what

Ruby: oh uh i meant every bone in his body is broken

Leafy: uh ok how the fuck did you mix that up with autism

Ruby: uh idk haha

Leafy: youre mid

Firey: im gonna sue the fuck out of blocky for running me over like when brian got run over by a random ass car in the hit show family guy

Leafy: ok

*court later*

Four: im the judge

Firey: uh ok

Blocky: you're going down bitch

Firey: thats what i said to your mom last night

*laugh track*

Blocky: grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! That's it you cocky cock! *pulls out a gun*

Firey: woah no need to get pissed it was just some playful banter

Blocky: wait rlly

Firey: yeh

Blocky: oh

Four: EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP

Everyone: *shuts the fuck up*

Four: today we are having a stupid ass trail because a dumbass named firey got run over by an equally dumb dumbass. So yeah come up firey

Firey: *youtuber apology video sigh* this man. Nay, this MONSTER has ruined my fucking life. I was just minding my own because when he RAN ME OVER with his car. I've never done anything bad in my fucking life

Blocky: what about that time you punched a homeless man

*shitty family guy cutaway gag*

Homeless man: please sir can i have a source

Firey: my source is I MADE IT THE FUCK UP *punches him*

Firey: oh yeah haha that was fun

Four: ok yea thats pretty cringe

Firey: your mom is pretty cringe

Four: fuck off

Firey: ok *fucks off*

Blocky: so yeah i was just driving and firey jumped in front of my car lmao

Four: that sounds much more believable 

Firey: but

Four: NO BUTS

Firey: *sticks out his gyatt*

Four: *shoots firey*

Four: anyway yea blocky wins idk im tired

Blocky: WAHOOOOOOOO LESTO MOTHERFUCKERSSS! *party rock plays at full volume*

Everyone except firey and leafy and firey jr: *does 2672757696995746252562059567637271901018456369386563 Fortnite dances*

Firey: that is IT YOU DICKY DICK

Blocky: thats literally what i just said 

Firey: no you said cocky cock i said dicky dick

Blocky: oh

Firey: anyway yea time to die *shoots blocky 597079573683142436478556342424354686979698574635243576969696696969696969696969 times*

Blocky: OW SON OF BITCH *dies*

Pen: d-daddy~? A-are you okay?

Blocky's ghost: OF FUCKING COURSE IM NOT OKAY I FUCKING DIED DUMBASS

Pen: ok ok jesus christ

Eraser: *evily* looks like my plan worked

Everyone: huh

Eraser: you see I ran over firey, and I dressed up as blocky to frame him for it, THEN i gave him a lying potion THEN i snuck a the powerfulest gun in duh whole world in firey's hand, THEN i-

Eraser: wait that's actually it

Firey: so you were a twist villain

Eraser: yea basically lol

Schaffrillas: GOD FUCKING DAMN IT

Firey: uh who are you

Schaffrillas: the rizzler

Firey: ah i see

Eraser: anyway yea no one can stop m-

Firey: *jumps out an atomic bomb* try me bitch

Eraser: motherfu-*explodes*

Everyone in the fucking mutliverse: *explodes*