Just Your Average Bfdi Crackbook

Firey slams his penis in the bathroom stall

Firey: BREAKING BAD THE MUSICAL LETS FUCKING GO *sits down*

Firey jr: I cant wait for the part when walter cheats on skyler with saul

Leafy: what the fuck

Firey: SHUT THE FUCK UP ITS STARTING

Walter: jesse

Jesse: what is it mr white?

Walter: 🎵do you wanna build a meth lab? Come on lets go and cook🎵

Firey: holy shit this is so fucking good

Everyone: YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP I HOPE YOU DIE IN A FIRE YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP

Firey: ok ok jesus christ

Walter: 🎵i never see you anymore, come out the door, let's make our product by the book🎵

Firey: leafy

Leafy: what

Firey: i need to take a piss

Leafy: ew why the fuck did you tell me that

Firey: i need you to walk me to the bathroom

Leafy: fuck no do it yourself

*1 second later*

Firey: *opens the bathroom door*

Pencil: come over and kiss my hot my hot mouth im feelin romantical

Match: *kisses pencil*

Pencil and match: *start making out*

Marker: ah that's hot. That's hot. *takes a hit of los pollos hermanos-brand meth*

Pen: F-FUCK GIVE IT TO ME DADDY~

Blocky: what's that? I couldn't quite hear you honey~

Firey: what the fuuuuuuuuuuucccckkkkkkkkkk

Donut: ayo you want some heroin

Firey: fuck nah man jesse's girlfriend died cause of that shit

Donut: fuck you

Firey: ok

Firey: *goes into the bathroom*

Firey: ah. Time to close the door.

*slams the door*

Firey: OH FUCKING JESUS NOT AGAIN

Donut: what the fuck happened

Firey: I....

Blocky: what

Firey: I.....

Match and pencil: like, what?

Pen: w-w-what~?

Marker: whut

Firey: I....

Firey: I SLAMMED MY PENIS IN THE BATHROOM STALL

Parappa: *comes out of a bathroom stall* YOU SLAMS YOUR PENIS IN THE BATHROOM STALL