Leafy fucking dies

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Leafy: uh hey firey whats a "fireafy"?

Firey: x-x

Leafy: DONT YOU FUCKING PLAY THAT SHIT WITH ME. IM GETTING REALLY TIRED OF YOUR BULLSHIT.

Firey: x-x

Leafy: FINE. IF YOU WANNA FUCKING BE THAT WAY, ILL ASK SOMEONE ELSE.

Firey: x-x

(Literally 2 fucking seconds later)

Leafy: hey blocky whats "fireafy"

Blocky: I don't fucking know.

Leafy: jesus motherfucking christ blocky you fucking swear too bloody goddamn much, you fucking son of a whore. Go to hell, asshole.




Blocky: cool

Leafy: hey book whats a "fireafy"

Book: *sigh* leafy, we need to have a talk

Leafy: uh, yeah?

Book: when a man object and women object love each other very much, they go into bed and fuck each other.

Leafy: yo wtf i just asked about fireafy.

Book: oh yeah its just porn of you and firey.

Leafy: 0-0

Leafy: (grabs a gun and fucking shoots herself)

Book: welp, that takes care of that.

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