Just Your Average Bfdi Crackbook

Four x X

WARNING:  S E X . 

I finally got off work after a shitty day of my boss driving me up the wall. It was raining outside so I grabbed my umbrella and started to walk home. On the way, I saw a yellow x dude crying.

"S-shit. I s-should've brought my umbrella." they shakily said though the tears. I started to tear up a bit myself and walked up to them.

"Hey, do you need any help?" I said. They looked at me in the eyes and then quickly looked away. Ngl, it was pretty cute.

"Y-y-yes." they muttered. "C-can you take me home please?"

"Sure." I said. They quickly ran under my umbrella and clinged to me. I was actually really really horny now. I started walking the best I could with them clinging onto me.

"D-damn it. The one day I don't bring an umbrella." they said to themself. I didn't really know what to do, so I took my hand out and started petting him. They were shocked at first, but sort of got used to it after a few seconds. They started purring and loosened their cling. Now I was horny beyond normal horniness. I was so horny that I fucking hurt. I was so horny that I started to put my fingers in their mouth.

He started sucking and licking on my fingers. I thought to myself "WHATTHEFUCKAMIACTUALLYDOINGTHISRIGHTNOWREAL" I noticed they were also very horny and was starting to smile cutely.

NOW I WAS SO FUCKING HORNY THAT I SHOVED MY FINGERS DEPPER IN THEIR MOUTH. THEY MOANED CUTER THAN I HAD EVER IMAGINED. I took my fingers out, covered in drool.

"Y-you know what? F-fuck going to my house, lets go to y-yours, ok?" they said cutely. OK THIS TIME IM NOT GONNA LOSE. I FUCKING PICKED THEM UP AND RAN FASTER THAN I HAD EVER RAN BEFORE. I RAN SO FAST I MADE SANIC LOOK LIKE A FUCKING PUSSY.

We got to my house and I set them down and unlocked the front door.

"It's nothing much but-" I said before they reached up and kissed me. I started kissing back. Within a few seconds our tongues were exploring each others mouths. We stopped for a breath of air. They were a moaning, panting, slobbering mess.

"W-what's your name by the way?" they said. I disconnected the string of spit from our mouths. "Four." I said.

"X." they responded. We went back to making out. 

After a few short minutes I had him on my shitty couch. "F-fuck me silly daddy." they said cutely. I wasted no time in fucking them.

We fucking fucked for hours and hours and hours. Ngl, it was pretty hot.

After all the sex, we laid in my bed smoking. Then suddenly

Chris pratt: (crashes through the window) Yo X where the fuck is my money.

X: jesus fucking christ almighty can't you fucking leave me alone for five fucking minutes?

Chris pratt: it's been 10 hours since I last saw you.

X: oh christ.

Chris pratt: uh yeah.

X: well I'm smoking so get the fuck out of here.

???: you better rethink that.

X: the fuck.

Firey jr: I SAID you better rethink that.

X: holy shit firey jr was a mob boss the whole time.

Firey jr: uh yeah

Chris pratt: that was kinda obvious ngl.

X: you know what just break into my house and steal anything.

Firey jr: uh ok

(Chris pratt and firey jr leave)

Four: the fuck.