Firey watches hazbin hotel

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by Cringesh1t

by Cringesh1t

Firey: ah what a goofy ahh day what the fuck should i watch

*opens amazon*

Firey: what the fuck? Hazbin hotel? What the shit is that?

*watches it*

Firey: wow that was good and had lots of swears and blood. Anyway time to pay 50K for an animation with the most wholesome character chasing me and tying me to a bed and doing nsfw things

*1 paying later*

Firey: ah time to watch my animation i paid all my life savings for

*starts it*

Firey: helo me im fire guy

Charlie: i want to do sus things to fire man

Firey: oh fuck *runs away*

Charlie: hey come back her sugar

Firey: no

Charlie: *pulls a bed out of fucking nowhere* time to do sussy things

Firey: no

Charlie: *takes off her clothes* i killed an elderly man behind a walmart on august 7, 2009 on the way home

Firey: your mom killed an elderly man behind a walmart on august 7, 2009 on the way home

*laugh track plays*

Viziepop: what the actual fuck is this shit *shoots the fuck out of firey*

The end

Firey: wow i want to kill myself now

Leafy: FIREY WHERE THE FUCK DID MY FUCKING MONEY GO

Firey: well shit