Just Your Average Bfdi Crackbook

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Firey jr: man school sucks

Grassy: agreement

Four: IF Y'ALL BITCHES DONT SHUT THE FUCK UP THERE'S GONNA BE SOME FUCKING TROUBLE UP IN HIYAH

Icy: maybe YOUR the one who should shut the fuck up

Four: T H E  F U C K  Y O U  S A Y  T O  M E  Y O U  D U S T Y  A S S  B I T C H *blasts icy*

Icy: *melts*

Firey jr: oh my god! They killed icy!

Grassy: good she was being a dusty ass bitch

Icy: hey! Dont call me a dusty ass bitch!

Firey jr: how tf did you come back to life

Icy: i just did ok? Jesus

Firey jr: anyway lets sneak out of here

Grassy: but how will we get past four

Firey jr: leave that part to me *smirks deviously* 

Firey jr: FOUR

Four: yes

Firey jr: X NEEDS YOUR HELP THEIR ON THEIR FUCKING PEROID

Four: OH NO MY SWEET BABY ANGEL DARLIwait a second

Firey jr: wut

Four: x isnt a girl dicknips

Firey jr: uh well they somehow grew a vag and uterus while you were gone and are on their period now 

Four: is that even how girls work

Firey jr: idk bro im a dude motherfucker

Four: well ig i should go anyway *runs away*

Everyone: *cheer* 

*celebrate good times plays at full volume*

Grassy: what should we do guys

Firey jr: smoke weed in the girls bathroom

Rocky: bleh

Firey jr: oh hey rocky

Rocky: bleh

Firey jr: *dramatic gasp* you motherFUCKER YOU BARFED ALL OVER THE WEED

Grassy: woah woah easy tiger

Firey jr: hey i have an idea

Icy: wut

Firey jr: hey book

Book: erm wut is it

Firey jr: get rekted bitch *tears her*

Firey jr: now for the grass

Grassy: im grass-

Firey jr: *grabs grassy and rolls him up into book's innards*

Firey jr: and now to smoke dat good shit *smokes it*

Icy: ayo pass the blunt motherfucker

Firey jr: are you sure you can handle it?

Icy: of course i can handle it! Im not a fuckin pussy!

Firey jr: whatever you say *passes it*

Icy: ah finally *smokes it*

Icy: OW OW FUCKING SHIT OW FUCK I FEEL IT FUCKING BURNING *melts*

Firey jr: oh no icy im defiantly sad *continues smoking*

Gelatin: yo wassup motherfucker

Firey jr: nothing much just smokin that sweet mary jane

Gelatin: where'd you get it