Just Your Average Bfdi Crackbook

Yellow face gets racist and then gets fucking murdered

Yellow face: yk what i hate? Those fuckin purple people

Gelatin: ....

Gelatin: yellow face this is the fucking company dinner. Can you not be racist pls.

Yellow face: im just stating the truth because i have the balls to do so

Pillow: kindly stop disrespecting the purple homies or i'll stab you 99 times in your sleep! :)

Yellow face: fine. Be all fuckin woke and pc.

*awkward as fuck silence*

Pencil: hey bestie did you like try the steak flavored steak?

Match: like ofc bestiee ^^

Pencil: i didn't 3:

Match: how about you come get it~?

*starts making out*

Firey: uhhh hey, did you see that sky today? Talk about blue.

Yellow face: at least it wasnt purple-

Pillow: *whips out a big ass knife* ONE MORE TIME MOTHERFUCKER, I WILL SEND YOU TO JESUS =)))))))

Yellow face: oh yeah?

Pillow: hell yeah i will

Yellow face: fuck

Pillow: don't you fuckin d-

Yellow face: purple people

Pillow: ...

Yellow face: yeah, i said it.

Pillow: welp, im goin back to jail ig :)

*lunges for yellow face and stabs him and shit*

Yellow face: YOU FUCKIN BITCH *kicks her in the nuts*

Pillow: i don't even have those you fucktard :)

Yellow face: goddamn it

Pillow: *cutely punches him in the face*

Pencil: omg, this is so like entertaining, bestie!

Match: i know! This is so fun!

Pencil: not as fun as you in like bed~

*making out*

Gelatin: get a room you two

Pencil: like, okay~

*leaves*

Gelatin: oh. That was easier than i thought.

Pillow: ah. Finally. Another victim claimed :)

Firey: i mean yeah he was bein a bitch but fucking hell why'd you murder him

Pillow: he disrespected the purple homies :)

Firey: b-

Pillow: NOBODY DISRESPECTS THE PURPLE HOMIES :)))))

Pillow: anyways can somebody help me get rid of the body

Gelatin: not it

Pillow: *punches gelatin*

Gelatin: OKOK FINE

Pillow: come with me too fire boy

Firey: *sigh* fine

Pillow: actually everyone come because you fuckers haven't even had lines yet :)

Blocky: balls

Eraser: uh shotguns and america and freedom

Pen: im horny and gay 100

Woody: im a pussy

Pillow: everybody shut the fuck up :)

Everyone: ok

Pillow: help me bury this body pls :)

Everyone: ok

*buries it in one second*

Pillow: oh hol up

*pisses on his burial place*

Firey: what the fuck

Blocky: honestly sma-

Pen: NO >:( I must be your only lover~

Eraser: what abt me

Pen: uh ig

Gelatin: can everyone shut the up

Gelatin: pillow quit pissing on yellow fac-

Pillow: CAN YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP AND LET ME DO MY SHIT PLEASE??????? =)))))))))

Gelatin: k

Pillow: purple lives matter and whatnot :)

Eraser: um actually, its ALL lives matter

Pillow: uhh okay :)

Firey: bruh did you fr have to kill yellow face? He made the most banger mixtapes.

*shitty family guy cutaway gay*

Yellow face: YELLOW BOY DONT SAY THAT

YELLOW BOY OH YOU SO BAD

YELLOW BOY YOU WISH YOU WERE PURPLE

YELLOW BOY HEY YELLOW BOY

Pillow: nah bro that shit was ass :)

Firey: *sigh* he was the goat..........

Pillow: he pissed on your husband :)

Firey: the fuck i have a husband

Pillow: coiny :)

Firey: *gasp* THAT MOTHERFUCKER >:((((((

*later*

Firey: I've come to make an announcement: Yellow Face is a bitch-ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking husband. That's right, he took his yellow-fuckin' face dick out and he pissed on my fucking husband, and he said his dick was "THIS BIG," and I said "that's disgusting," so I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com: Yellow Face, you've got a smalldick. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like.

[Explosion sounds] That's right, baby. All points, no yellow, no warehouses — look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my husband, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the Earth. That's right, this is what you get: MY SUPER LASER PISS!! Except I'm not gonna piss on the Earth, I'm gonna go higher; I'M PISSING ON THE MOON! How do you like that, Jacknjellify?! I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOTS!

You have twenty-three hours before the piss D R O P L E T S hit the fucking Earth, now get outta my fucking sight, before I piss on you too!

Gelatin: at least we have 23 h-

*the piss d r o p l e t s hit the fucking earth*

*the earth explodes*

Gelatin: goddamn

Firey: what how are you still alive

Gelatin: uhhh idk

Pillow: not for long, fuckers! :)

*stabs them both*

Pillow: ah. Finally. I'm at peace. :)

*blasts blink 182 at full volume for no reason*

Pillow: this shit is my jam :)

*pillow and her ipod explode*