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disney worlb pt 1

Firey jr: man i love watching skibidi toilet episode 8375693029188274758492919287474939826363 part 79384765849269373746939292938475712345678900987654321

Firey: MOVE OVER BITCH *punches firey jr*

Leafy: AY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOIN ON OVER HERE

Firey: I got a lottery ticket and imma see if i won

Leafy: oh

Firey jr: BUT I WANNA WATCH SKIBIDI TOILET

Firey: no time for skibidi toilet bitch

*tv time*

Announcer: anyway yeah if your lottery ticket says 694206669990 then you won

Firey: HOLY FUCKNG SHIT I WON

*party rock plays at full volume*

Firey: *does 9999999 fortnite dances*

Leafy: I CAN FINALLY BUY THE SHOES I LIKE

Firey: no bitch this shit is for me

Blocky: did anyone say money

Firey: uh no but i won the lottery 

Eraser: good for you motherfucker

Firey: thanks bitch

Pen: c-can you be my new s-sugar daddy~? 🥵💦 

Firey: fuck no

Announcer: if you won then come to a dark alley to claim your prize

Firey: that sounds safe

*alleyway*

Firey: hello? Is anyone there?

Announcer: HEE HEE

Firey: JESUS CHRIST ITS MICHAEL JACKSON

Announcer: no its me announcer speaker box

Firey: oh hey haha

Announcer: anyway yeah heres your prize *hands him an envelope*

Firey: HOLY SHIT DID I GET INVITED TO SUPER SMASH BROS?!?!?!?

Announcer: what no

Firey: damn it *opens it*

Firey: 6 tickets to disney world? 

Announcer: yeah lol

Firey: BUT DISNEY WORLD IS TOO FUCKING EXPENSIVE I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD A BOTTLE OF FUCKING WATER IS LIKE A TRILLION BILLION MILLION VIGINTILLION GAZILLION FUCKING DOLLARS! I AINT PAYING FOR THAT SHIT!

Announcer: but with those tickets everything is free

Firey: oh

Leafy: HOLY SHIT WE'RE GOING TO DISNEY WORLD!

Firey: well theres six so i can take leafy (even though she's a karen)

Leafy: HEY

Firey: fellow breaking badhead firey jr

Firey jr: thats me

Firey: and those gay motherfuckers im friends with

Blocky: i think he's talking about you eraser

Firey: so yeah lets go

*disney world later*

Firey jr: holy fucking shit we just teleported to disney world

Firey: yeh ig haha

Blocky: lets go on a ride

Firey: we need to wait