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Coiny the parasocial mf

Coiny: man i love the streaming site twitch.tv

Vtuber firey: t-take this you big meanie~ *fucking annihilates some dude*

Vtuber firey: *claps* yaaaaay~! I'm a big boy now!

Coiny: *slurps* thats a scrumptious-looking boy *donates 72647493029192873646579569958474636352552272773838484489999999999999999999999999999999999999999636283875669605863524149648827266364646474737373646646464646436366363647484939292837475795954 dollars*

Vtuber firey: thanks for the donation fireysimp.exe47

Coiny: HOLY SHIT HE SAID MY FUCKING NAME

Vtuber firey: so anyway im gonna log off now uwu~ see you lovelies tomorrow! ^3^

Coiny: i gonna find him and pound that sweet bussy~

*meanwhile*

Leafy: FIREY

Firey: WHAT

Leafy: ARE YOU DONE STREAMING YET I NEED YOU TO FUCKING RETURN UNCUT GEMS TO REDBOX

Firey: UGHHHHHHHHHHHH FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

*later*

Firey: man this movie is so good *returns it*

Coiny: uh hey

Firey: wut bitch

Coiny: a-are you pretty_prettyprincess9000?

Firey: who's askin

Coiny: im a big fan of yours and im your top donater on twitch and onlyfans

Firey: bruh 😂😂 you need to touch some grass

Coiny: the FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME

Firey: your a fuckin degenerate bro 🤣🤣🤣  

Coiny: SHUT THE FUCK UP AND LEMME SEE THAT BUSSY

Firey: what the fuck are you talkin about bruh

Coiny: YOUR SWEET JUICY BUSSY

Firey: uh ok

Coiny: oh ho ho *unzips*

Coiny: EW WHAT THE FUCK WHY IS IT ALL HAIRY

Pillow: WHAT THE FUCG

Balloony: COVER YOUR EYES ROCKY

Rocky: mhm

Coiny: MY EYES MY FUCKING EYES *pours bleach into them*

Balloony: ALL WE WANTED TO DO WAS GET PAW PATROL THE MOVIE FOR ROCKY BUT THEN THIS SHIT HAPPENS GOD FUCKING DAMN IT

Cloudy: MY EYES WILL NEVER BE THE SAME AGAIN

Rocky: bleh

Firey: bruh that movie sucks ass

Coiny: YOUR NOT A FUCKING FEMBOY YOUR A FAKEBOY

Firey: uh ok wtf

Coiny: *sobs* I HAD THE BIGGEST FUCKING CRUSH ON YOU AND NOW ITS FUCKING RUINED

Two: woah woah woah! Parasocial! You need log off!

Coiny: *shoots four* SHUT THE FUCK UP BETA CUCK

Firey: woah woah hey no need to get all violent and shit

Coiny: ILL AS VIOLENT AND SHIT AS I WANNA BE BITCH *slaps firey* 

Firey: oh fuck i cant believe you've done this

Coiny: *shoots firey 74756748382726267485958373644799288475757583838283746463636272882 times in the chest*

Police fucker: woah hey buddy whats goin on over here

Coiny: uh nothing

Police fucker: thats it bitch your goin to jail

Coiny: but im white

Police fucker oh carry on then *leaves*

Everyone: what the actual shit

Coiny: hahaha! The power of being white is used to my advantage yet again!

Balloony: you suck ass

Rocky: mhm

*beats the shit out of him*

Balloony: come on little one lets go watch that shitty ass paw patrol movie

*leaves*

Firey: im fucking bleeding to death someone help me

Coiny: oh no way dude same

Firey: fuck you man