Just Your Average Bfdi Crackbook

Game stop shenanigans

Firey jr: DAAAAAAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDDD

Firey: wut bro

Firey jr: CAN WE GO TO GAME STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPP

Firey: y

Firey jr: BECAUSE I WANNA BUY A GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAME

Firey: too fucking bad

Firey jr: *screams so loudly he breaks the sound barrier*

Firey: OK OK GOOD FUCKING LORD I'LL TAKE YOU TO FUCKING GAMESTOP

Firey jr: hooray c:

*game stop*

Firey: you can only get O N E game okay

Firey jr: yeah sure alright whatever *runs away*

Firey: kids amright

Winner: o yea mate i kno al about those fokin kids ya bloke

Firey: uh yeah

Icy: ayo firey jr what the fuck are you doing here homie

Firey jr: picking out a game what the fuck are you doing

Icy: i'm here with my mother, fucker

Book: remember ice cube, you can only choose one game

Firey jr: wait what the fuck

Icy: oh yeah my book is mum ig

Firey jr: b-b-b-b-b-b-but i came out of leafy's pussy

Icy: no dipshit you would burn her

Firey jr: o yea

Firey: you came out of MY pussy

*trans flag slowly fades in*

Firey jr: oh oki

Icy: what is bro cooking

Firey jr: so technically, we cousins

Icy: uh no dipshit we're brother and sister

Firey jr: what the fuck

Icy: what

Firey jr: nothing

Icy: oh

Grassy: IM GRASSY

Firey jr: ayo grassy what are you doing here

Grassy: i have no idea i just woke up here with no memory of how i got here

Firey jr: ok ok gah damn nobody asked for your fucking life story

Grassy: IM GRASSY

Rocky: bleh

Firey jr: wow all my friends are conveniently here at the same time

Icy: fr

Rocky: bleh

Grassy: bitch

Blocky: ALRIGHT WHOS THE WISE ASS THAT TAUGHT ROCKY THAT SHIT

Eraser: me

Blocky: GRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Eraser: what are you gonna do about it motherfu-*gets stabbed*

Blocky: that

Eraser: okie *dies*

Firey jr: what the bitch

Blocky: *gasp* DID YOU JUST SAY THE FEMALE DOG WORD????????????????????

Firey jr: uh no

Blocky: oh ok

*walks away*

Firey jr: sike

Blocky: *brutally murders him in cold blood*

Firey: blocky wtf

Blocky: he fucking taught grassy the goddamn word bitch what the fucking fuck else was i supposed to do you fucking bastard

Firey: uh idk stuff chainsaws his ears 

Blocky: oh ok

*shoves chainsaws in grassy's ears*

Firey: the hell

Grassy: I'M GRASSY

Blocky: MAN SHUT YO MOUTH

Grassy: OKI

Firey jr: *resurrects himself* the fuck

Blocky: *gasp* DID YOU JUST SAY THE SEX WORD!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Firey jr: yeh

Blocky: oh. Well, thanks for being honest ig

Firey jr: um your welcome

Blocky: u kno wut dey say, honesty is the best policy

Firey jr: well in that case i fucked your wife

Blocky: YOU DID WHwhat a second i dont even have a wife dicknips

Firey jr: uh i meant that femboy mf

Blocky: YOU DID WHAT?

Pen: UwU dadd-

Blocky: YOU FUCKIN WHORE

*shoots pen*

Blocky: and as for Y O U .

Firey jr: meep

Blocky: *kicks him in the nuts*

Firey jr: *screeches so loud he breaks all the windows*

Flower: havingababyhurtsmorelmao

Firey: what is all that fucking screaming

Blocky: FIREY JR FUCKED MY FEMBOI

Firey: blocky firey jr is literally 5 how did he do that

Blocky: ......oh no

*police fuckers burst in*

Police fucker: I SAY I SAY 🅱️EN MCSHITTYFUCKFACE YOU ARE UNDER ARREST FOR DOING THE EDP WITH A MINOR

Pen: *dead*

Police fucker: I SAY I SAY TAKE EM AWAY BOYS

*takes em away*

Firey jr: well that was a fuck load of shit

Icy: ikr

Book: PICK OUT A FUCKING GAME ICE CUBE

Icy: okay okay fine jesus christ

Book: i need to be back in time for my 5 hour makeout session with leafy

Firey jr: ._.

Icy: ._.

Firey: and so i said, "what're you smoking the reefer again?" 

Einner: oi mate thats the funniest joke oi've ever heard in moy hole loife 

Firey: um okay

Firey jr: DAADDDDD

Firey: WHAT IM TALKING TO THIS AUSTRALIAN DUDE

Firey jr: CAN I GET THIS GAME CALLED GTA 5

Firey: SURE WHATEVER I DONT FUCKING CARE

Firey jr: OKAY

Icy: I WANT THE GAME THAT FIREY JR HAS

Firey jr: YOU CANT HAVE IT I FOUND IT FIRST

Book: FIREY JR YOU NEED TO SHARE WITH ICE CUBE

Firey jr: NO I FUCKING DONT

Firey: YEAH NO HE FUCKING DOESN'T

Book: YOU SON OF A BITCH *tackles firey*

Icy: GIMMIE

Firey jr: HELL NO BITCH

Winner: OI'M YELLIN AN SHIT

Blocky: nehehe *lights a bomb*

Police fucker: GET THE FUCK BACK H-

*the world blow up and everybody die :3*