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Lankybox

Firey: oh man i love watching youtube

Mrbeast: i just bought $99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 worth of sex toys

Firey: haha such a goofy goober

Firey jr: DAD

Firey: WHAT

Firey jr: look at this goofy ahh video

Firey: oh ok

Spider: hey fuckers

Lankybox: what

Spider: i have skibidi rizz

Lankybox: motherfu-*gets shot*

Spider: like, subscribe, and comment your mommy's credit card number to have skibidi rizz

Firey: haha so fucking funny

Firey jr: yeah heres another one

Pomni: im a dumbass

Jax: bitch *slaps her*

Ragatha: jax you son of a fucking bitch *shoots the fuck out of him*

Pomni: thanks for saving me skibidi rizzler

Ragatha: wanna make out

Pomni: uh sure why not

*starts making out*

Firey: haha im a dumbass now

Firey jr: haha same

Leafy: FIREY I NEED YOU TO GROCERY STORE AND GET FOOD

Firey: but im watching shit with firey jr

Leafy: I DONT FUCKING CARE WE LITERALLY HAVE NO FOOD NOW GO

Firey: *sigh* you've GYATT to be RIZZING me

*goes outside*

Firey: hey a bus i should run up to it like pomni

Blocky: hey kid you want some candy

Firey: uh sure lol

*goes inside*

Eraser: *puts the pedal to the metal*

Firey: where's my candy, rizzler man

Blocky: SHUT THE FUCK UP

Firey: b-

Blocky: I SAID SHUT UP

Firey: imma lickity split fanum tax these bitches *shoots blocky*

Eraser: HOLY SHIT HE FUCKING KILLED BLOCKY

Pen: IM SO FUCKING SCARED THAT I UNHORNYED MYSELF

Firey: where are we even going

*ohio*

Firey: OHIO? AW HELL NAH! *fanum taxes eraser and pen*

Firey: uhr uhr uhr uhr uhr uhr uhr uhr uhr uhr uhr uhr uhr uhr uhr uhr uhr uhr *starts beatboxing*

Police motherfucker: HALT CRIMINAL 

Firey: *sigh* you've GYATT to be RIZZING me

Police motherfucker: LIGHT EM UP BOYS

*99999999999999999999999999999999999999 police motherfuckers appear*

Firey: looks like im the one who's fanum taxed! Ahahaha-*gets shot 99999999999999999999999999999999999999 times*