Firey discovers the wonders of divorce

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Leafy: I want a divorce.

Firey: why tho

Leafy: DONT EVEN GET ME STARTED WITH THAT SHIT. YOU KILL YOURSELF ON A DAILY BASIS, YOU LET YOUR T H R E E  Y E A R  O L D  SWEAR, YOU FUCKING LET HIM WATCH BREAKING BAD, AND YOU STILL OWE ME 999 VIGINTILLION DOLLARS IN CHILD SUPPORT! THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU? 

Firey: idk

Leafy: THAT'S ALL YOU'RE GONNA FUCKING SAY? 'IDK'? FUCK. YOU. FIREY. I BETTER SEE SOME DIVORCE PAPERS WITH YOU'RE SIGNATURE ON THEM BY TOMORROW OR I'LL BEAT YOUR ASS, AND I'M TAKING FIREY JR WITH ME.

(Slams the door like a bitch)

Firey: jesus christ what a bitch

Firey Jr: come father, let us watch Slippin Jimmy

*VINE BOOM*

Firey: I have no son. (shoots himself)

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