Leafy: I want a divorce.
Firey: why tho
Leafy: DONT EVEN GET ME STARTED WITH THAT SHIT. YOU KILL YOURSELF ON A DAILY BASIS, YOU LET YOUR T H R E E Y E A R O L D SWEAR, YOU FUCKING LET HIM WATCH BREAKING BAD, AND YOU STILL OWE ME 999 VIGINTILLION DOLLARS IN CHILD SUPPORT! THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Firey: idk
Leafy: THAT'S ALL YOU'RE GONNA FUCKING SAY? 'IDK'? FUCK. YOU. FIREY. I BETTER SEE SOME DIVORCE PAPERS WITH YOU'RE SIGNATURE ON THEM BY TOMORROW OR I'LL BEAT YOUR ASS, AND I'M TAKING FIREY JR WITH ME.
(Slams the door like a bitch)
Firey: jesus christ what a bitch
Firey Jr: come father, let us watch Slippin Jimmy
*VINE BOOM*
Firey: I have no son. (shoots himself)
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