Matpat

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by Cringesh1t

by Cringesh1t

Firey: ah. I love watching cringe ass shit on youtube

Pomni: jax why dont you love me

Jax: because im dating kinger bitch

Kinger: *sigma*

Pomni: GODDAMN IT

Firey: haha so funny

Firey jr: *cries loud as fuck*

Firey: WHY THE HELL ARE YOU CRYING SO DAMN LOUD

Firey jr: matpat retired

Firey: *cries loud as fuck*

Firey jr: *cries loud as fuck*

Firey: I CRY LIKE SNOOPY

Leafy: WHAT IS ALL THIS SCREAMING

Firey: m-m-m-m-m-m-matpat retired

Leafy: who the fuck is matpat

*vine boom*

Firey: BETCH

Firey jr: BETCH

*bitch slaps leafy*

Firey: Matthew Robert Patrick (born November 15, 1986), known online as MatPat, is an American YouTuber and Internet personality. He is the creator of the YouTube series Game Theory, and its spin-off series Film Theory, Food Theory, and Style Theory, each analyzing various video games, films alongside TV series and web series, food, and fashion respectively. Each of the different series are posted on individual channels, each named after the respective series. In addition to the creation of his channels, Patrick narrates the majority of the videos that are presented on his channels. Patrick has also created the gaming channel GTLive and hosted the YouTube Premium series MatPat's Game Lab and the 2023 Streamy Awards. As of September 2023, Patrick has amassed over 40 million subscribers, as well as over 8 billion total views across all five of his channels. On January 9, 2024, Patrick announced his retirement from hosting the channels on March 9th, 2024 but will still make appearances on GTLive until the end of the summer.

Leafy: oh

Leafy: *cries loud as fuck*

Firey jr: *cries loud as fuck*

Firey: *cries loud as fuck*

Everyone in the whole fucking multiverse: * cries loud as fuck*

Cringe ass dude: um actually matpat is transpho-*gets shot*

Firey: SHUT THE HELL UP