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Firey slams his penis in the car door (3k views special)

Firey: holy shit im so fucking excited for breaking bad the musical

Leafy: SHUT THE FUCK UP I GOTTA KEEP MY EYES ON THE ROAD

Firey: can i drive pls

Leafy: NO FUCKING WAY

Firey: why not

Leafy: YOU DONT HAVE A DRIVER'S LICENSE AND YOUR HIGH ON CRACK COCAINE.

Firey: ok ok jesus

(2 hours later)

Firey: hey firey jr

Firey jr: what

Firey: B A L L S 

Leafy: YOU DONT KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT IM GONNA TURN THIS CAR STRAIGHT AROUND

Firey: can we at least play some music

Leafy: fine

*turns on the radio*

Kidz bop: 🎵mommy don't know daddy's getting hot🎵

Firey: holy ass i love this song

Kidz bop: 🎵mowing the front lawn🎵

Firey: wait what the fuck

Kidz bop: 🎵cuz they have a strong marriage🎵

Firey: what the fuck

Leafy: what do you mean 'what the fuck'

Firey: thats a song about cheating not fucking having a strong marriage

Leafy: thats something i wish wE HAD FIREY

Firey: ok ok jesus dont get pissed

*5 hours later*

Leafy: *fucking pissed*

Firey jr: are we there yet

Leafy: WE'LL GET THERE WHEN WE GET THERE

(1 nanosecond later)

Firey jr: are we there yet

Leafy: SHUT THE FUCK UP

(.00000000000000000000000000000000000000001 zeptoseconds later)

Firey jr: a-

Leafy: JUST SHUT THE HELL UP AND PLAY ON YOUR FUCKING IPAD

Firey jr: HELL YEAH

(3 hours later)

Firey: what are you watching bruh

Firey jr: skibidi toilet meets sussy amongus wojack fnaf poppy playtime lego fortnite tiktok recipe challenge at 3am

Firey: HOLY SHIT DONT WATCH IT WITHOUT ME

Leafy: FIREY YOUR TOO OLD FOR THAT SHIT

Firey: *GASP* skibidi toilet meets sussy amongus wojack fnaf poppy playtime lego fortnite tiktok recipe challenge at 3am isn't shit! It's the newest form of cinema. Available at just the click of a button

Firey jr: HOLY FUCKING SHIT SANS DELTARUNE APPEARED

Firey: LEMME SEE LEMME SEE

Leafy: *sigh* fine. If it'll shut you up for a few hours.

(69 hours later)

Firey: jesus christ leafy how long is this drive

Leafy: only 420 more hours

Firey: its my turn on the ipad Firey jr

Firey jr: just one more video i swear

Firey: ok but only one more video