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Drinking the chris pratt potion at 3AM!!! *gone wrong*

Blocky: YO YO Y O ! Wassup prankster nation! Last challenge was so fucking insane that i'm doing another one! Remember, make sure to like, subscribe and turn on notifications in .00000000000000000000000001 milliseconds or i'll kill your entire family! DONT RISK IT! 

Anyways guys today we'll be drinking the chris pratt potion I bought of the DARK WEB guys this is so motherfucking scary. I am going to have pen lock me in this room. Remember my boi, don't unlock it, no matter how loud I scream or how hard i bang on the door. Do you understand?

Pen: y-yes daddy. After this... c-can you lock me in the room like last t-time? >~<

Blocky: the hell

ANYWAYS GUYS i'm going to be drinking the potion RIGHT. NOW. IN 3. 2. 1. Let's get it (drinks it)

IT TASTES LIKE PISS WHAT THE FUCK oh god I FEEL THE TRANSFORMATION HAPPENING PEN LOCK ME IN THE GODDAMN ROOM

Pen: w

Blocky: JUST FUCKNG DO IT

Pen: y-yes daddy. (locks him in the goddamn room)

Blocky: (fucking screams and shit)

Pen: a-are you ok daddy?

Blocky: lets a-go. (fucking eats the door)

Blocky: jesus is our savior

Pen: HOLY SHIT (starts running)

Blocky: hooked on a feeling

Pen: ERASER HELP ME

Eraser: what

Pen: BLOCKY IS CHRIS FUCKING PRATT

Eraser: the hell

Blocky: white race is the best race

Eraser: i got this (pulls out his shotgun)

Blocky: wahoo

Eraser: goodnight motherfucker (shoots the shit out of him)

The real chris pratt: holy fuck dudes that was a job well done. I'm glad you took care of that imposter.

Eraser: all in a day's work mr. Pratt.

(Everyone laughs)

(Seinfeld theme plays)