Firey: it was such a good idea to get devianart to look at fnaf fanartOH MY GOD WHY IS FREDDY PREGNANT
Firey jr: DAAAAAD
Firey: what
Firey jr: take me to see the fnaf movie please.
Firey: can't you see im busy looking at fnaf fanartOH MY FUCKING GOD WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU DO THAT
Blocky: *comes out of firey's closet* I want to see the fnaf movie.
Firey: what why the fuck were you in my closet
Pen: uh~ please dont stop daddy~ 😩
Firey: well thats pretty fucked.
Eraser: *comes out of firey's closet* I wanna see it too.
Firey: uh ok first i have to ask leafy for money.
(1 millisecond later)
Firey: leafy
Leafy: WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT
Firey: can i have some money
Leafy: NO FUCKING WAY YOU PIECE OF SHIT
Firey: but im spending quality father-son bonding time with firey jr
Leafy: oh. Well in that case here you go. (hands him 69420666 dollar)
Firey: thanks bitch
(Later)
Firey: ok we're at the theater. Now everyone put on your best karen.
Firey: WHY THE FUCK IS THE CANDY 9 DOLLARS?
Lollipop: idk thats just the price of it.
Firey: GET ME YOUR GODDAMN MANAGER RIGHT FUCKING NOW
Lollipop: uh ok.
Gelatin: what seems to be the problem here.
Firey: YOUR CANDY IS TOO FUCKING EXPENSIVE. 9 DOLLARS FOR A PACK OF SKITTLES? MY SON FIREY JR HAS STAGE 69 CANCER AND IS GOING TO DIE IN ONE DAY AND HE WANTED TO SEE THE FNAF MOVIE. DONT GIVE ME THIS SHIT.
Gelatin: but
Firey: NO BUTS GIVE ME FREE CANDY RIGHT FUCKING NOW
Gelatin: alright alright jesus christ here (gives it to him)
Firey: ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME? THATS FUCKING IT? GIVE ME EVERY FUCKING ITEM FOR FREE RIGHT THIS ISTANT OR I WILL SUE YOUR ASS
Gelatin: uh ok
Firey: thank you
Everyone: *walks away*
Firey: jesus christ that manager was such a ka-
Gelatin: *shoots firey* checkmate, piss face.
Blocky: holy shit you need to go to the hospital
Firey: no NO N O . I'm not missing the goddamn fnaf movie.
Blocky: ok ok jesus christ
*they get in the theater room or whatever the fuck its called*
Firey: yo can i have some of your candy blocky
Blocky: lets see nope i dont have any jewish candy
Firey: bruh im not even jewish what the fuck are you talking about
Pen: y-you can have some of m-my candy firey~
Firey: oh jesus christ thank you *gets it*
Firey: what the fuck its covered on cum
Blocky: thats maboi *starts making out with pen*
Eraser: im weirdly ok with this.
Firey: prolly cause your gay
Eraser: yeah prolly
Firey: SHUT THE FUCK UP THE GODDAMN MOVIE IS STARTING
Mike schmidt: yo purple guy
Purple guy: what
Mike schmidt: suck my nuts
Everyone: yahahahahahahahahahahaha so fucking funny yahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
Purple guy: im not gay tho
Mike schmidt: your mom is
Everyone: funniest shit ive ever seen
Mike schmidt: what the hell happened to this place
Matpat: I have a theory. (theories all over the place)
Everyone: HOLY FUCKING SHIT ITS MATPAT
Coryxkenshin: ay im a cabbie
Everyone: HOLY FUCKING SHIT ITS FUCKING CORYXKENSHIN
The phone man: the animatronics do get a bit quirky at night.
Mike: the fuck
Freddy: *starts twerking*
Mike: OH GOD MY EYES
Freddy: lets have gay sex
Mike schmidt: ok
Everyone: HA MOTHERFUCKING HA
Mike's aunt idk: im a karen
Firey: she just like me fr
Firey jr: i hate you
Purple guy: you see mike im actually *takes off head* chris pratt
Everyone: NO FUCKING WAY HOLY SHIT
Mike: you're not my real dad you cant tell me what to do (shoots him 37 times in the chest) this is america bitch
Freddy: i knew you would defend me mike
Mike: anything for you freddy fazbear *they start making out*
Purple guy: i always come back
Mike: i always cum in your mom
Everyone: yahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahhaahhaahhahahaha
THE END
Everyone: HOLY SHIT THAT WAS SO FUCKING GOOD OH MY FUCKING GOD
Firey: wait whats happening
*fnaf 1 song plays*
Everyone: HOLY SHIT *starts doing 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999+ fortnite dances*
Freddy: mike im pregnant
Mike: uh im thirsty imma go get milk from the grocery store. I'll prob be back in 15 years or so lol
Actually the end
Everyone: HOORAY *claps until their hands bleed and just fall off their arms lmao*
Firey: ah what a good ending.
Nostalgia critic: i hated that fucking movie
Everyone *beats the shit out of him*
Critics: i also hated that fucking movie
Everyone: *beats the shit out of them*
Firey: ah what a good movie
*the world explodes for no reason*
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Just Your Average Bfdi Crackbook
HumorAn unfunny & low effort crackbook 18+ so don't read it if your a kiddo
