Leafy: ah. I love cleaning my house.
Firey: i sure as hell dont
Leafy: SHUT THE FUCK UP
Firey: ok ok jesus christ
Firey jr: i dont like cleaning eithe-
Leafy: SHUT UP BEFORE I WHOOP BOTH OF YOUR ASSES
Firey jr: alright alright
Firey: *searches through a box*
Firey: what the fuck? A rectangular box?
Leafy: uh i think thats a vhs
Firey: oh like in analog horror
Leafy: uh what
Firey: it says 'total fruit island'
Firey jr: what the fuck is that shit?
Firey: i should watch it
*puts it into a tv*
Total fruit island™️
Tomato: man im bored as shit.
Mandarin: *in chinese accent* oh dude you should make contest
Tomato: uh ok btw you suck ass
Mandarin: ratch your ranguage! And me dont mean engrish.
Tomato: hey everyone
Everyone: yeah
Tomato: wanna be in an object show
Everyone: uh ok ig lol
Mandarin: this rill be best object show
Tomato: SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU ASIAN PIECE OF SHIT
Red apple: hey y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-you can't talk to him like that
Tomato: anyway lets start the challenge. The first challenge is to run away from the walls that are closing in and have spikes.
Mandarin: me no rant do rhis! No make me do rhis!
Tomato: ok fine you can be a co-host then
Mndarin: oh rank you! Rank you rank you rank you! *kisses his feet*
Red apple: oh man im s-s-so s-s-s-s-scared
Green apple: haha! Fucker! *bitch slaps him*
Red apple: h-h-hey thanks not n-n-nice!
Green apple: too fucking bad bitch
Starfruit: it not all bad red apple. Just clear your mind and-*gets spiked to death*
Green apple: ha! That bitch-ass terrorist is such a dumbass she cant even see right in front of her
Avocado: alright who the FUCK PUT LETTUCE IN MY SANDWHICH
Green apple: because you need some greens fatass.
Avocado: the fuck is fucking wrong with you man
Green apple: oh nothing, just getting too many bitches motherfuckah!
Dragon fruit: help! Me no rant to die!
Mandarin: don't rorry! Me help you bruhver!
*helps him*
Dragon fruit: oh rank you!
Mandarin: no, rank you!
*gong*
*bow*
Green apple: aw, do you two want a dog to eat?
Mandarin: no re are full. Rank you rough.
Green apple: what the f-*gets spiked the death*
Watermelon: haha! Stupid f-*gets spiked to death*
Tomato: and even though he's a stuttering fucker, red apple wins
Dragon fruit: rhat bout me?
Tomato: *pushes him into the spikes*
Dragon fruit: *gets spiked to death*
Mandarin: you bastard! *pulls out a katana* i rill send you to jesus!
Tomato: *bitch slaps him* WHOS IN CHARGE HERE
Mandarin: you are
Tomato: THATS RIGHT NOW SHUT THE FUCK UP AND SIT ON YOUR FUCKING ASS WHILE I TALK
Mandarin: res sir *sits down*
Tomato: anyway yeah vote who you want to be eliminated i guess. Unless your a woman. Because women shouldn't be allowed to vote.
Mandarin: but all them d-
Tomato: WHAT DID I JUST SAY
Mandarin: solly *sits down*
The end
Firey: wow that was somehow racist, sexist, xenophobic, fatphobic, and ableist all at the same time
Tomato: *bursts into the room* WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU GET THAT TAPE
Firey: idk it was just in a box
Tomato: i've been looking for that tape for forever! *starts making out with it*
Firey: is there even a second episode
Tomato: of fucking course not! It was cancelled after the first episode, and i went to jail for manslaughter!
Firey: uhh what the fuck
Tomato: anyway im gonna take this home so i can watch it and jack off to my sexy face *goes oustide*
Mandarin: *appears* not so fast motherfucker
Firey: uh why dont you have an accent
Mandarin: wait you thought i actually talked like that?
Firey: uh not really actually
Mandarin: anyway, time to pay for your crimes tomato *pulls out a katana*
Tomato: so its war you want eh? *cocks his gun*
*epic fight scene or somethin idk*
Tomato: *shoots mandarin*
Mandarin: *grimaces*
Tomato: pathetic. You really are just a worthless cunt. *points his gun at mandarin* die bitch *shoots him 999999999999999 times*
Mandarin: *gets up*
Tomato: what the fuck *keeps shooting*
Mandarin: the bullets are no match for me
Tomato: n-NO ITS NOT TRUE *shoots the most shoots he ever shot*
Mandarin: i will send you to jesus
*pulls out his katana*
Mandarin: bitch. *stabs the fuck out of him*
Firey, leafy, and firey jr: yay *clap*
Mandarin: thank you for helping me firey-san
Firey: uh i didnt really do anything but your welcome
Mandarin: i can know rest, knowing that son of a fucking piece of shit is dead.
Firey: yeah that was crazy haha
Mandarin: goodbye. For now *disappears*
Leafy: well that was fun now back to CLEANING UP THE FUCKING HOUSE
Firey and firey jr: *sigh* yes leafy *goes back inside*
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Just Your Average Bfdi Crackbook
HumorAn unfunny & low effort crackbook 18+ so don't read it if your a kiddo
