Just Your Average Bfdi Crackbook

Pen's very own chapter

Warning: uhh i snorted 7465648939292828746574838288274746838282 pounds of crack when i made this /j

So this is kind of the r word

ANd it has lots of seggs 😳

Blocky: oh shit i gotta get some groceries and shit

Pen: *runs fast as fuck* came i come with you daddy~?

Blocky: shit no bro

Pen: *pouts* why not? 🥺🥺🥺

Blocky: remember what happened last time

*shitty family guy cutaway gag*

Pen: *sluttly eats a banana*

Blocky: awwww~? Is my boy hungry~?

Pen: hungry for your cock daddy~ UwU

Blocky: maybe you should come and get it then >:]

Mickey mouse: GOOD FUCKING LORD THE FUCKING GAYS *shoots blocky*

Blocky: and then i spent 5 months in the hospital and 8 for physical therapy. So hell no you aint coming

Pen: *pouts* you're no fun..

Blocky: but i promise when i get home i'll [redacted] your [redacted] until you [redacted] all over the [redacted] and your [redacted] will be so [redacted] and [redacted] until it [redacted]

Pen: oh~ *chuckles* feeling kinky today are we~?

Blocky: >:) anyways i gotta go now. Be a good boy for daddy while he's gone~ *forehead kiss*

Pen: mhm~ i'll be the bestest bo-

Blocky: yeah whatever lol *leaves*

Pen: hm~ what should i do while i wait~

*blushes so fucking much* 

Pen: i-i have an idea~

*a few seconds later*

Pen: i should drink some tea

*drinks it*

Pen: ah. That was nice. 🙂

Pen: immuna go jack off now

*7 fucking hours later*

Pen: f-fuck~ i'm gonna f-fucking squirt~ s-shit~

*squirts out that boy milk nehehehehe*

Pen: oh~ such a big mess~ i wonder who's gonna clean it up~?

*crickets an shit*

Pen: *sigh* i guess i'll have to~

*bends over and starts licking it*

Pen: mm~ so t-tasty~

*wtf am i doing with my life*

Eraser: bro wtf

Pen: JESUS CHRIST

Eraser: why you doin that chris chan shit

Pen: uh

Eraser: im just kidding bro i've been watching you this whole time

Pen: AYO WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU FUCKIN GAY OR SOME SHIT