Just Your Average Bfdi Crackbook

funny weed day

Gelatin: ay tf are you doing my dude

Firey: smoking weed on the job

Gelatin: can i smoke with you bruv

Firey: uh sure

Gelatin: *smokes it* COUGH COUGH MOTHERFUCKING COUGH

Pencil: omg, like, pass the blunt jelly boi!

Gelatin: uh ok

*passes it*

Match: let's smoke it together bestie!

*they smoke it from both sides idfk*

Blocky: ah thats hot. Thats hot.

Pencil: SHUT THE FUCK UP

Blocky: k

Eraser: yo pass the blunt gurlfriend

Pencil: like ok lmao

Eraser: *smokes it* oh yea thats the good shit

Pen: *smokes it* bro this shit goes so hard i became not horny

Blocky: holy shit that must be fuckin good pass the blunt mothafucka

Pen: aight

Blocky: *smokes it* holy shit this is that good ass shit

Firey: no fucking shit

Woody: can i try it

Blocky: oh look the little pussy boy wants to try the weed

Woody: i can handle it

Blocky: *bitch ass laugh* ok weakass bastard

Woody: *takes the deepest, biggest hit off the fattest blunt ever known to mankind*

Blocky: the fuck

Woody: *blows it in blocky's face* whos the little pussy boy now bitch?

*one smoking montage later*

Firey: oh man i am so  r e l a x e d  rn bruh

Everyone: same

*notification*

Firey: duh fuq

*checks his phone*

Firey: OH SHIT

Gelatin: wut

Firey: LEAFY WANTS ME TO COME HOME

Gelatin: haha thats funny bro

Firey: THATS NOT FUCKING FUNNY BRO SHES GONNA BEAT ME ASS

Gelatin: ok chill homie

Firey: HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO CHILL???????????

Gelatin: i gots a plan

Firey: WHATS YOUR FUCKIN PLAN HUH?

Gelatin: u just act like ur not high

Firey: ._.

Firey: i guess that could work

Gelatin: you just gotta put these contacts in bro *pulls out contacts*

Firey: uh ok *puts them in*

Firey: HOLY FUCKIN SHIT MY VISION IS LIKE 4K RN BRO

Gelatin: remember. Dont act high.

Firey: ok i wont act high

*home later*

Leafy: FIREY WHERE THE FUCK HAVE YOU BEEN

Firey: uhh i was playing video games with gelatin

Leafy: oh. Glad to see your doing someone your passionate abt ig.

Firey: uh same lol

Leafy: i made dinner so uh come sit down

Firey: ok lmao

*dinner time bitch*

Firey jr: AW COME ON I ALMOST BEAT THE BAD SKIBIDI MAN

Firey: the hell are you playin on your fuckin ipad

Firey jr: revenge of the bad skibidi toilet deluxe featuring lankybox and gametoons 

Firey: wow i love that game. That reminds me of how i love dick.

Leafy: UHH HERES THE FOOD UHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA 😅😅😅😅

Firey: wut is it

Leafy: will you make out with me

Firey: the hell

Leafy: uh its mac and cheese dumbass

Firey: I DONT WANT THAT SHIT *throws it across the room* I WANT FUCKIN CHICKEN FINGERS BITCH

Leafy: WELL EXCUSE ME FOR SPENDING ALL OF MY TIME AND EFFORT INTO MAKING THIS FOR YOU IF YOURE NOT EVEN GONNS TRY IT

Firey: I JUST WANT FUCKING CHICKEN FINGERS OK? WHAT'LL I HAVE TO DO TO GET SOME GODDAMN FOOD AROUND HERE

Leafy: i am so fucking high rn

Firey: same

Firey jr: SHUT THE FUCK UP IM ABOUT TO BEAT THE BAD SKIBIDI MAN

Firey: *calmly shoots him* stfu pls

Firey jr: oh ok *dies*

Leafy: holy shit did u just kill firey jr

Firey: ya hes an annoying prick 

Leafy: oh ok

Firey: anyway wanna have sex

Leafy: nah bro im gay

Firey: oh ok

Leafy: wanna watch the entirety of grey's anatomy

Firey: hell no that show sucks

Leafy: oh ok *dies*

Firey: imma sleep *sleeps*

*28 hours later*

Firey: uhhh wtf happened last night

Peter griffin: nehehehehehe

Firey: ayo peetah what are you doing here

Peter griffin: i broke into your house and starting eating this salad

Firey: thats leafy dumbass

Peter griffin: oh

Firey: eh, eat her anyway. I dont really care.

Peter griffin: oh ok *eats her*

Peter griffin: yk, this reminds me of the time i ate human flesh

Firey: dont care. Didnt ask. *shoots peetah*

Peter griffin: OW GODDAMN IT *dies*

Firey: haha *sleeps again*

*93846638291928366484928272663748483 years later*

Firey: oh wtf

Firey sr: hey son

Firey: *flabbergasted* DAD?!?!?!?!

Firey sr: come over here and give your old man a hug

Firey: *runs fast as fuck to him and hugs him* 

Firey: where have you been? You left to get a pack of newports and a lottery ticket and never came back

Firey sr: uh i got a little....... "sidetracked" *winks at the camera* 

Firey: well im glad your back

Firey sr: im glad too

Firey: so i can kill you

Firey sr: wait wha-*gets shot*

Firey: THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR LEAVING ME AND MOM YOU SON OF A GODDAMN BITCH WITH HERPS *pisses on him*

Firey: *does a fortnite dance*

*the world explodes because fortnite*