Loser kills my grandma

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Loser: man im feeling quite devious today

Cake: your so silly bae~!

Loser: uh yea silly. Anyways immuna go for a walk

Cake: k

Loser: *runs the speed of light to my house*

Me: man i love being a cringe and edgy 17 year old putting slurs and unfunny shit into my book. Hmmm i should call it "just your average bfdi crackbook".

Loser: ENOUGH WITH THE FUCKIN META JOKES

Me: *gasp* loser from the hit show bfb? What are you doing here?

Loser: i have the urge to murder someone

My grandma: *exists*

Loser: bingo *murders her*

Me: oh no my grandma im defiantly sad

Loser: imma kill your other grandma too

My other grandma: *exists but good*

Loser: checkmate bitch *murders her and eats her flesh*

Me: NO MY FUCKIN OTHER GRANDMA

Loser: bye bye *runs away*

Me: *whines like a little bitch*

Loser: haha all in a days work *does a fortnite dance*

Cake: im leaving you

Loser: D:


And thats how loser killed my grandma, ok?

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