Just Your Average Bfdi Crackbook

Firey jr goes to the doctor

Firey jr: man i love watching cringe ass videos on my ipad

Pomni: jax why dont you love me

Jax: cuz im in love with kinger bitch

Jax + kinger: *start making out*

Pomni: goddamn it *shoots herself*

Firey jr: hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

Leafy: hey firey jr!

Firey jr: wut

Leafy: time to go to the doctor!

Firey jr: *screeches* FUCK NO BITCH

Leafy: the doctor isn't that ba-

Firey jr: YES HE FUCKING IS HE'S A GODDAMN PEDO

Leafy: no he's fucking n-

Firey jr: HE FUCKING TOUCHED ME I AINT GOIN TO THE DOCTOR

Leafy: you dont even have a willy 

Firey jr: oh yeah BUT I STILL AINT GOIN *runs away*

Leafy: GET THE FUCK BACK HERE

Leafy: FIREY I NEED YOUR HELP

Firey: EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP IM ABOUT TO KILL NINJA

Ninja: the FUCK YOU SAY TO ME YOU LITTLE SHIT

*kills firey*

Firey: GOD FUCKING DAMN IT *throws his controller*

Leafy: *karen sigh* if you go the doctor firey jr ill buy you a lego set

Firey jr: WHAT KIND OF LEGO SET

Leafy: i dont know one you like

Firey jr: *gasp* EVEN THE NAZI CONCENTRATION CAMP LEGO SET?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Leafy: wha-? FUCK NO

Firey jr: *screeches* 

Leafy: OKAY OKAY FINE

Firey jr: hell yeah! This calls for a victory screech! *screeches*

Leafy: fuck my life

*doctor's office later*

Firey jr: leafy

Leafy: wut

Firey jr: why are we just sitting here

Leafy: because we're in the waiting room

Firey jr: why

Leafy: because we need to wait

Firey jr: why

Leafy: because the doctor has other patients

Firey jr: why

Leafy: because he just does now shut the fuck up

Firey jr: why

Leafy: i thought i told you to shut up

Firey jr: why

Leafy: because your being annoying

Firey jr: why

Leafy: HELL IF I KNOW! YOUR THE FUCKING ONE WHOS ASKING ME THE SAME GODDAMN QUESTION OVER AND FUCKING OVER AGAIN. NOW SHUT THE FUCK UP BEFORE I PUT YOU IN THE FUCKING HOSPITAL BITCH

Firey jr: why

Leafy: BECAUSE IF YOU DONT SHUT UP IM GONNA FUCKING SHOOT YOU WITH AN AK-47

Firey jr: why

Leafy: BECAUSE IM GETTING PISSED THE FUCK OFF THATS FUCKING WHY

Firey: why

Leafy: BECAUSE YOUR FUCKING ANNOYING ME