No nut November 15

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by Cringesh1t

by Cringesh1t

Firey jr: dad im scared

Firey: bruh this aint family guy

Pen: I-I'm so scared daddy~ C-can you please hold me~?

Blocky: please shut the fuck I'm scared out of my fucking mind right now.

Eraser: I got this *loads shotgun*

Firey: no

Eraser: wait what why

Firey: every time we kill her she just comes back.

Eraser: but her clone died right.

Clone liy: nope

Everyone: HOLY SHIT

Clone liy: SHUSH don't worry I'm not gonna kill you or anything.

Firey: are you trolling us

Clone liy: nah original liy is a pain in the fucking ass

Firey: well in that case how do we kill her permanently

Clone liy: idk

Firey: goddamn it

Blocky: wait how does she always come back in the first place

Clone liy: every person she kills she gains more life.

Firey: so how many people has she killed

Clone liy: idk prolly not a lot cause shes a pussy

Original liy: What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

Clone liy: HOLY FUCK EVERYONE FUCKING RUN

Everyone: *starts running*

Firey: CLONE LIY COME ON

Clone liy: nah. I gotta stay here.

Firey: wha

Clone liy: JUST GO

Everyone: *runs away*