Firey: holy shit its thanksgiving
Original liy: wait it is
Firey: yeah
Original liy: oh
Leafy: lets have thanksgiving dinner
Firey: but its lunchtime
Leafy: did i fucking stutter?
Blocky: oh man, this is the best time to do an epic prank!
Eraser: cool
Leafy: ill take care of the food, firey will set the table, the original and clone liys will shoot a turkey, and blocky, eraser, pen, and firey jr will do fucking nothing
Firey: idk how to set a table
Leafy: YOU BETTER SET THE FUCKING TABLE DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE RUIN THIS FOR ME FIREY
Firey: ok ok jesus
Original liy: jesus fucking christ i have to deal with this bitch.
Clone liy: bruh I thought I killed you
Original liy: i always come back. No matter how many times you kill me.
Clone liy: i thought that everytime you kill someone you gain life
Original liy: no what the fuck
Clone liy: damn it
Blocky: would should my epic ass prank be?
Pen: stealing all of firey's vbucks
Eraser: bruh he doesn't even play fortnite
Firey: because i'm based bitch
Blocky: wait you can here us talking
Firey: yeah im setting the fucking table
Blocky: oh shit
Jake: we're going back in time to the first thanksgiving to get turkeys off the menu. That's right. We're going back in time to the first thanksgiving to get turkeys off the menu.
Reggie: holy shit jake your so sexy
Jake: bruh its literally no nut november
Reggie: shit.
Firey: HOLY CRAP! JAKE AND REGGIE FROM THE 2013 ANIMATED FILM FREE BIRDS? WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
Jake: we're here to get turkey off the menu
Firey: but its thanksgiving
Jake: yeah no shit dickface
Firey: uh~ please talk down to me daddy~
Jake: *slaps firey* it's fucking no nut november control yourself damn it
Firey: ok
Reggie: anyway lets get turkeys off the menu bruh
Firey: but if i ruin leafy's thanksgiving she'll bet my ass
Jake: not my fucking problem bitch
Original liy: HEY WE GOT A TURKEY
Jake: YOU SICK FUCKERS *attacks original and clone liy*
Thatveganteacher: yeah! You tell those motherfu-*gets shot*
Eraser: shut the fuck up
Firey: JAKE FROM FREE BIRDS! WHAT THE HELL?
Jake: they're eating my turkey brethren. I must bring justice to all turkey kind and get them off the menu.
Leafy: i'm back with the foWHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON
Leafy: THE TABLE ISN'T SET, THE TURKEY LOOKS DISGUSTING, BLOCKY IS PLANNING A FUCKING 3AM VIDEO, FIREY JR IS JACKING OFF TO BREAKING BAD PORN, WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE?
Firey: uh these two gentlemen where just about to leave.
Reggie: no we fucking weren't *pulls out a shotgun*
Firey: uh they weren't actually
Leafy: I DONT KNOW WHO YOU THINK YOU ARE BUT YOU BETTER FUCKING LEAVE BEFORE I BEAT YOUR GODDAMN ASS
Jake: we're not afraid of you bitch, we went back in time to the first thanksgiving to get turkeys off the menu. Thats right, we went back in time to the first thanksgiving to get turkeys off the menu.
Leafy: I DONT FUCKING CARE STAY AWAY FROM EVERYONE
Reggie: fuck you *flips off leafy*
Leafy: OK THATS FUCKING IT *shoots reggie 69 times*
Reggie: OW WHAT THE SHIT
Jake: REGGIE! NO!
Reggie: jake....
Jake: what is it reggie?
Reggie: i.... i....
Jake: what?
Reggie: i'll.... always love you.... *dies*
Jake: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT! I'LL KILL YOU!
Leafy: OH BRING IT ON BITCH
Firey: guys guys guys calm down
Jake: CALMN DOWN? SHE MURDERED MY BEST FRIEND, MY LOVER, MY EVERYTHING!
Leafy: AND RUINED MY THANKSGIVING actually wait murder is prolly worse
Jake: NO FUCKING SHIT SHERLOCK
Leafy: i'm sorry for killing reggie from the 2013 animated film free birds
Jake: it's ok. I just wish there was some way to bring him back.
Blocky: there is
*1 hour later*
Everyone: rizz sus gyatt skibidi ohio
Reggie: holy fucking shit i came back to life, thanks everyone
Jake: REGGIE
Reggie: JAKE
*they start hugging and making out*
Jake: DONT YOU EVER SCARE ME LIKE THAT AGAIN
Reggie: uh~ please stick in me daddy~
Jake: hell no its no nut november
Reggie: shit.
Leafy: well, since everything is fine now, why don't we have our thanksgiving noe
Jake: i now allow you to have turkey
Leafy: rlly
Jake: rlly rlly
Leafy: oh ok
Firey: yo leafy do you want the breasts or thighs
Leafy: nah ill have some ass
Blocky: I'll take some thighs
Firey: no i want the thighs
Blocky: BITCH YOU BETTER GEMME THEM THIGHS
Firey: ok here are some flat thighs
Blocky: goddamn it
Eraser: let me she/them breasts
Leafy: ok
Eraser: goddamn those are some juicy looking breasts
Pen: uh~ I'm getting so h-horny daddy~
Blocky: just because its thanksgiving doesn't mean it's not no nut november
Liy: i cant wait to kill you guys tomorrow
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Just Your Average Bfdi Crackbook
HumorAn unfunny & low effort crackbook 18+ so don't read it if your a kiddo
