Just Your Average Bfdi Crackbook

Relationship goals

Bubby: oi fanny

Fanny: WHAT

Bubble: am oi thicc?

Fanny: HONEY, YOU ARE THICCER THAN A BOWL OF PORRIDGE

Bubble: aww thanks, mate

Fanny: YOU'RE WELCOME

Ruby: hey bubble

Bubble: wot mate

Ruby: am i thicc?

Bubble: honey, you are thiccer than a bowl of porridge

Fanny: I HATE THICC PEOPLE

Ruby: JESUS FUCKING CHRIST *shoots fanny*

Bubble: RUBY! Why the fok did ya shoot moy goirlfriend?

Ruby: wait fanny is a girl

Bubble: yeah dumbass

Ruby: bruh i always thought she was a dude with that manly-ass voice 😂😂

Bubble: YOU KNOW WOT? GET NAE NAE'D BITCH! *throws ruby*

Ruby: *shatters into a million pieces*

Bubble: oh wot this this mate?

*picks it up*

Bubble: holy sheet mate, i'm fokin rich! 

Coiny: hey how much for those shattered ruby pieces

Bubble: uh 1 hundred thousand Million Billion Trillion Quadrillion Quintillion Sextillion Septillion Octillion Nonillion Decillion Undecillion Duodecillion Tredecillion Quattuordecillion Quindecillion Sexdecillion Septendecillion Octodecillion Novemdecillion Vigintillion Trigintillion Quadragintillion Quinquagintillion Sexagintillion Septuagintillion Octogintillion Ishowthemillion Centillion Morbillion Ducentillion Trucentillion Quadringentillion Quingentillion Quagmillion Sescentillion Nongentillion Halfillion Nopillion Oneandahalfillion Youfoundmillion Myrillion Squidwardillion Centimillillion Zeptillion Vecillion Duecillion Trecillion Tetrecillion Pentecillion Hexecillion Octecillion Meicosillion Dueicosillion TrioicosillionTetreicosillion Penteicosillion Spongebobillion Breakingbadillion Hexeicosillion Hepteicosillion Analpenetractillion Triacontillion Pentacontillion HexacontillionHeptacontillion Octacontillion Jackseptillion DohectillionTriahectillion Tetrahectillion Pentahectillion Hexahectillion Ennahectillion dollars

Coiny: oh ok *gives her that amount*

Bubble: ok here u go luv *gives him it*

Coiny: haha! 🎵I'm gonna shove these up firey's asshole!🎵

Bubble: wot the fok

*getting rich montage*

Bubble: oi fokin luv being rich mate. I dont even have to pay taxes!

*celebrate good times plays at full volume*

Bubble: i miss fanny tho

Blocky: *bursts in* yo YO YO WASSUP BUBBLE MY FUCKER FROM ANOTHER MOTHER?

Bubble: uh konda shitty ngl luv

Blocky: I'd be happy to, *ahem* take your riches off your hands

Bubble: uh okay woy not

Blocky: WHOOOOO YEAH BABY *leaves*

Bubble: holy sheet i foking forgot about the recovery centers

*recovers fanny* 

Bubble: welcom back fanny!

Fanny: I HATE YOU

Bubble: oi luv u too mate

*later at the bar*

Blocky: *crying like a little bitch*

Gelatin: the fuck are you crying for, bitch?

Blocky: *sniff* i wasted all my money on something i didnt need

Gelatin: on what

Blocky: an animation where a character is chasing me and trying to molest me and ends up doing so

Gelatin: ok yeah never mind fuck off *leaves* 

Blocky: *cries loud as fuck*