Just Your Average Bfdi Crackbook

Firey becomes a rapper again ig

Firey: *eats a sandwich* oh man im bored

Leafy: womp womp

Firey: >:(

*tv*

Fiery: oh shit tv

Tv: hey all, tv here

Fiery: ohmagah he just said he iconic catchphrase 

Leafy: whats on tv lol

Tv: *turns on*

Announcer: this just in famous rapper lil coin just dissed firey in his newest diss track. Clearly a slow news day

Firey: grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr *has steam coming out of his ears*

Firey jr: the fuck

Firey: its time to become rapper again ig to teach coiny a goddamn lesson >:((((

*jumps out the window and runs away*

Firey jr: wtf is up with firey

Leafy: idfk

Firey jr: o

Firey: *bursts into a recording studio* BLOCKY

Blocky: wut

Firey: I NEED TO RECORD A DISS TRACK

Blocky: mk

*recording booth*

Firey: are you plugged in?

Blocky: ya

Firey: alright ready?

Firey: 1 2 uh 1 2 3

Firey: I dont play videos game no m-

Blocky: thats the wrong song you fuckin idiot

Firey: oh whoopsie daisy

Blocky: sing it right boi *starts the beat*

Firey: uh

Firey: boobs

Blocky: ay

Fiery: ass

Blocky: yo

Firey: tits

Blocky: yuh

Firey: feet

Blocky: huh

Firey: cars go skrrt down the street

Blocky: skrrt

Firey: coiny is a bitch

Blocky: uh huh

Firey: coiny is a bitch

Blocky: yo

Firey: coiny is a bitch

Blocky: sing it

Firey: coiny is a bitch that can suck my dick

Blocky: ay

Firey: imma bust in and then pull out a gun

Blocky: bust *🤨*

Firey: then imma shoot and he will be done

Blocky: blam

Firey: I am the best i am the best i am the best

Blocky: he's the best

Firey: coiny is ass coiny is ass coiny is ass

Blocky: he's ass

Firey: he a freaky ass ninja