Bracelety: hewwo mommy~
Icy: hewwo my honey bunny wabbit~
Bracelety: mommy~?
Icy: yes my pumpkin spice latte~?
Bracelety: c-can you pwease cuddle wiff me~?
Icy: awww~ of course my cotton swab~
Bracelety: *screech of joy*
*2 hours later*
Bracelety: i wove you so much mommy~
Icy: aww~ how sweet~
Bracelety: m-mommy~?
Icy: yes my cuddly wuddly snuggle sugar baby~?
Bracelety: c-can you pwease yell at me~?
Icy: aww~ of course i can sweetie jellybean peach angel cream pie~
Bracelety: i-i'm ready n-now~
Icy: ALL YOU EVER FUCKING DO IS FUCK ME OVER YOU JUST FUCK ME OVER
Bracelety: mm~ 🥵🥵💦💦
Icy: YOU DUMB FUCKING BETCH *bitch slaps her*
Bracelety: f-FUCK MOMMY~ 😩
Icy: YOU DUMBASS PIECE OF FUCKING SHIT *runs her over with a fucking car*
Bracelety: I-I'M GONNA FUCKING CUM~ 💦💦💦😖😖
Icy: ARE YA READY KIDS *drops a house on her*
Bracelety: aye aye captain~ 🥵🥵🥵
Icy: I CANT HEAR YOU *throws bricks at her*
Bracelety: AYE AYE CAPTAIN~ 😩😩😩
Icy: OHHHHHHHHHHH *fucking obliterates bracelety*
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Just Your Average Bfdi Crackbook
HumorAn unfunny & low effort crackbook 18+ so don't read it if your a kiddo
