Just Your Average Bfdi Crackbook

An apple a day

Firey: you know what they say, an apple a day keeps the doctor away

Apple from II: PLEASE DONT EAT ME

Firey: too fucking bad you little bitch *eats apple*

Apple: OH GOD THE PAIN SOMEONE HELP

Firey: mm that was scrumptious 

Dr phil: time for your checkup firey

Firey: too fucking bad i just ate an apple

Dr phil: one of these days firey. One of these fucking days...

*the next day ig*

Firey: man i love playing fortnite for 69 hours straight

Dr phil: ITS TIME FIREY

Firey: its time for what

Dr phil: IT'S TIME FOR THE-

*it's time for the intro starts playing*

Dr phil: YOU DIDNT LET ME FINISH I WAS GONNA SAY ITS TIME FOR THE DAY THAT IT WOULD BE YOUR CHECKUP

Firey: that doesn't even make any fucking sense

Dr phil: so yeah anyway im gonna chop of your dick-*gets shot*

Firey: NOBODY TOUCHES MY DICK BOZO

Leafy: *walks in* hey baby~

Firey: bitch im 23

Leafy: oh, silly me~ what do you wanna do tonight honey~?

Firey: play fortnite for 69 hours

Leafy: wouldn't you rather we have a little fun~?

Firey: hell no *leaves*

Leafy: *sigh* goddamn it

Bracelety: i'll have fun with you if you want me to~?

Leafy: really

Braceletly: mhm~

Leafy: i aint gay but sure

Dr phil zombie: holy shit i somehow came back to life and HOLY SHIT

Bracelety: fuck~ b-beat me up harder m-mommy~ 😩💦

Leafy: SHUT THE FUCK UP *beats the crap out of bracelety*

Dr phil zombie: *shoots himself*

Firey: jesus christ almighty