Just Your Average Bfdi Crackbook

The tale of firey the bloody miner in the bloody mines

Firey: *being a lazy fuck and scrolling through yt shorts*

Sambucha: This is a test to see if your gay

Firey: ight

Sambucha: "how often do you kiss the homies goodnight?" Uhh, like every night

Firey: ayo thats pretty gay

Leafy: FIREY SHUT UP IM TRYING TO WATCH MY SHOW AND YOU'RE TALKING OVER IT

Firey: bro I'm just watching a test to see if I'm gay

Leafy: I DONT GIVE A FUCK *karates chops his phone*

Firey: leafy wtf

Leafy: GET YOUR LAZY ASS OUT THERE AND GET A JOB LIKE IN THE BLOODY MINES OR SUM *kicks him out*

Firey: leafy's such a bitch istg

Leafy: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY????????

Firey: I said your a motherfuckin bitch ass thhhhhhhhhhot

Leafy: oh ok *leaves*

Firey: *walks around*

Firey: oh hey its mcdonalds

*almost goes inside*

Firey: well, leafy DID say I should go to the bloody mines. Hmmmmmm

*3 hours of thinking later*

Firey: Hmm. Eh, she's not the boss of me.

*goes inside*

Firey: ello?

Pin: oh shit waddup man

Firey: nothing much homie

*overly long and complicated handshake*

Firey: uh so can I get a job here or some shit man

Pin: yea sure dude. The bloody chicken nugget mine is always open, and not for the reason you think

Four: *cha cha slides into frame* who're talking to maggot

Pin: oh hey boss guy. This is my brotha from anotha motha firey

Four: hmmmmm. I've never met this man in my life

Firey: bro I literally competed on your show for like 4 ye-

Four: nope. Doesn't ring a bell

Bell: RINGALINGALINGALINGALINGALINGALINGALINGALINGA

Four: pin get this crazy bitch out of here

Pin: aight I'll see you later babe

Firey: wut

Pin: uh I mean firey

Bell: RINGALINGALINGALINGALINGALINGALINGALINGALINGA what the actual shit ALINGALINGALINGALINGALINGALINGALINGALINGAALINGALINGALINGALINGALINGALINGALINGALINGA

Pin: *kicks her ass outside*

Firey: so can I work here mr boss guy man thingy 

Four: hmmm. What are your special skills?

Firey: uhhhhhhhh I can pwn noobs on fortnite

Four: hmm. What is this "fortnite"? Is that the game where you mine and you craft?

Firey: uhh not really

Four: hmm. Let me try this "fortnite"

*plays fortnite for 7 months straight with no breaks*

Four: FIREYYYY

Firey: wut

Four: my office. NOW

Firey: uh ok. Where's your office