Lucky Draw! A Game Of Roulette V.Deku

Pointing A Finger At The Hero Commission | Chapter 87

"Speaking" 'Thinking' ~Pico~

~Hello Everybody! It's Shark-chan back with another video!~ Pico shouted into a camera. Rabbit-chan sat in the background holding onto a small plush toy as she looked at a bright tv screen. 

~As a few of Shark-chan's loyal haters have pointed out in her comments over time, one would discover that Shark-chan is indeed not the greatest fan of heroes! Of course, that's only because Shark-chan knows quite a bit about them. Shark-chan's been keeping a close eye on heroes, and with that! Shark-chan would like to tell all of you about what she's found!~ Pico told her followers.

- Shark-chan! What's wrong, this isn't your normal streaming time! -

- Shut up and look at Rabbit-chan, she's off in her own world again. - 

- No but really, is something wrong with Shark-chan? -

~ Yes yes, I know that it's not Shark-chan's usual streaming time, in fact Shark-chan will probably be streaming at random these days, Shark-chan's now being homeschooled after all...~ Pico told them. A frown settled on her face at all the chatter in her comment section.

~It has come to Shark-chan's attention that there are a few heroes that Shark-chan would like to talk about, now originally she was going to stick with only talking about their strengths and things that couldn't put them in danger, but as of recent, Shark-chan's come to the conclusion that she'd like to tell the world of these people's actions. And no, this isn't Shark-chan looking for an excuse to slander All Might... Maybe...~ She told them.

- I can't help but feel like she has an ulterior motive here... -

- Oh hush, if she wants to slander a hero who cares, Shark-chan is the only god we need in this world. -

- Hey! You're forgetting about little Rabbit-chan! -

- Oh Yeah, there are two gods in this world, my bad. -

Pico cleared her throat cutely and pointed an accusing finger at the camera. ~Now then! Let us get into discussion about the true corruption behind these dastardly heroes!~ Pico shouted happily. Ameonna sat behind the camera blushing wildly as she watched Shark-chan in all her glory talk to nothing but a camera.

~ Recently it has come to Shark-chan's attention that there are a group of heroes throughout multiple cities going through and removing the homeless from their homes, whether it be shelters or them simply living on the streets, of course Shark-chan is aware that certain areas for the homeless are off limits and thus they are allowed to do this. However, she's been keeping tabs on each of the areas that this occurs in. Shark-chan would like to mention that these heroes don't work for proper agencies either! Which brings Shark-chan to believe that these heroes are of lower ranks and are intentionally causing havoc within the homeless sections of the city.~ Pico told them. 

~ That isn't all though, there have been multiple cases of abuse of power coming from these lower ranking heroes as well! Shark-chan would like to point a finger at the hero commission and ask them personally what they're plans are for these people that go against the law and abuse their authority to intentionally cause problems for civilians and lower class citizens! ~ Pico shouted at the camera.

- Did that really just come from a kid... -

- This is a pretty serious topic. Shark-chan be careful! The Hero commission takes serious actions against those that criticize them! -

~ Shark-chan will once again point a finger at the hero commission. Recently, Shark-chan has discovered even higher ranking heroes who normally would care highly for their reputation, have been causing issues for citizens. Now Shark-chan won't mention names as it'd be direct slander of these heroes and she could potentially get herself another lawsuit..., but aside from that, she'd like to warn those of her loyal haters to be careful. Heroes aren't what we believe them to be, their job is to get rid of villains that cause trouble, not make the lives of the citizens easier.~ Pico told them.

Rabbit-chan swayed in the background and stood up from her small cushioned seat. She walked over to Shark-chan and slumped onto her shoulder with a small yawn.

~ Rabbit-chan's sleepy...~ Pico's clone told her. Shark-chan nodded at her other form. 

~Rabbit-chan, do you have anything you'd like to say to our wonderful haters?~ Pico asked her clone. Rabbit-chan looked tiredly up at the camera and tilted her head to the side ever so slightly.

~ Heroes..., trouble...~ She simply spoke as she sat on the ground and laid her head against Shark-chan's standing form.

-I think I can die happy now.-

- That's the first time I've heard Rabbit-chan speak! OMG she's so cute! -

-Shark-chan, why is it that you don't like heroes?-

-You idiot she just told you! Of course she wouldn't like them if she knows so much about them.-

Shark-chan looked up at the camera one more time. ~ Alright Shark-chan's loyal haters, although she has plenty more to say, there are probably people from the hero commission already looking into her at her earlier comments! Thus this stream will quickly come to an end!~ Shark-chan told them as she waved them goodbye and the stream cut out.

Pico huffed and her two forms disappeared, leaving only one standing form as Pico's original body. She ran over to Ameonna happily as she looked at all the comments that began piling up. ~Did Pico do good?~ Pico asked the woman. Ameonna snapped out of her trance of cuteness and quickly nodded.

"That was perfect Pico-chan! Your father may not be the happiest though..." She told him. Pico huffed and puffed up her cheeks. 

~Papa may like heroes and all, but Pico knows that heroes aren't all that great.~ Pico told her. ~Pico can't help but wonder why Papa wanted to be a hero anyway...~