Time Runs Out | Jikook

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Irene, Seulgi, Yeri, and Wendy hang out at Seulgi's bonfire pit that weekend.

Seulgi eat a cheddar cheese cube. "How's the baby?"

"He's good."

"How's the baby belly?"

"I've been working out and it's not like Daehyun was a big baby, so you can barely tell. I'm probably more in shape than I was when I got pregnant."

Irene eats a cracker. "How's Namjoonie doing? I bet he's a good father."

"He's fantastic. I'm lucky it was with him and not someone like Tae. No offense."

"None taken."

Yeri giggles. "It's actually really funny. We always thought Tae would be the first to get someone pregnant. Namjoon never crossed my mind."

Seulgi nods. "He was so reckless and we all warned him about not using a condom. Ugh, speaking of condoms, I'm so pissed."

Irene tilts her head. "Why?"

"Because I bought the wrong sized condoms and they keep breaking."

Wendy laughs. "Then buy new ones."

"But I don't want to waste condoms."

Yeri frowns. "What size are they?"

"Regular."

"And they don't fit?"

"You'd be surprised. Hoseok may be skinny but he's packing it."

Wendy gasps softly. "Really? I would've never thought."

Yeri thinks for a second. "If they're average, then I'll take them."

Seulgi turns to her. "But who would you use them with?" She beams. "Do you have a boyfriend?"

"It's just a guy I've been talking to."

"Who?"

"Guess. We know him well."

Seulgi gasps. "Is it Jin? Oh my god, I've been shipping you two since the beginning of time. Finally–"

"It's not Jin."

Seulgi sulks but then gasps again. "No fucking way. It's Yoongi, isn't it?"

"Yeah."

"Oh, then of course. I'm sure the condoms will fit him."

Irene giggles. "Does Yoongi have a small dick or something?"

Seulgi shakes her head. "No. He just has the smallest dick in the friend group."

"How do you know?"

"I had a two month fling with him in Sophomore year."

"Oh. Do you know everyone's dick size in our friend group?"

Wendy nods. "Everyone but Jin. I don't know who the hell he's waiting for, but no one knows his dick size. He never tells people who he hooks up with so we have no one to ask."

"What are the dick size ranks?"

Seulgi thinks. "Um... I think Tae and Namjoon are tied for the biggest dick. Jungkook comes in 2nd, then Hoseok, then Yoongi. I mean, Jin is the definition of BDE so I wouldn't be surprised if he tops the chart."

Wendy nods. "His ego is so big that he has to be locked and loaded."

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This chapter reminds me of 1950's housewives talking over brunch