Coronavirus Diary

Day 86 11th June 2020

There's 4,822 cases in Northern Ireland, 291,409 in the UK and 25,238 in Ireland. Unfortunately there was one death in Northern Ireland today.

I got up and watched The Office and a man in the car park flashed Phyllis, Michael was shocked that someone would flash her, it was kinda funny. Then Dwight got Andy to help him find the guy who'd done it, there was a really funny bit where Pam drew the guy like Dwight and said they were looking for him.

Michael talked about appreciating women and then he took them out shopping. He asked for advice about Jan because he wasn't happy in the relationship and he broke up with her through a voice message, it was pretty funny.

Michael was told about a position in corporate, so he needed to pick someone to be the new manager. They all went to the beach and Michael made them play games to help him pick who to hire and he got Pam to take notes. 

There was a really funny bit where they were wrestling in sumo suits and Andy ended up falling in the water. Angela was nearby and he asked her to help him, but she was pretending not to hear him. He floated around for quite a while. 

Michael set up hot rocks for them to walk over, but he didn't want to do it himself. Dwight went on the rocks and fell over so he had to be pulled off them. They were all sitting round talking and Pam ran across the hot rocks, then she went and confessed that she liked Jim and wanted things to be the way they used to be.

Jan got a boob job and she went and talked to Michael and they got back together.

Michael, Jim and Karen got interviews for the job at corporate and Michael found out that the person would be taking Jan's job. He talked to the guy about it and Jan went mad and was fired.

Michael had to go back and take the manager job back off Dwight.

It turned out that Ryan got the job at corporate, I thought it would've gone to Karen or Jim since they're more experienced. Ryan broke up with Kelly and I thought he was quite mean about it, he just said we're over and then left her.

Michael ran over Meredith and he kept saying how it wasn't a big deal, it was really funny. Then he said he probably saved her life because she got a rabies injection since she'd been bit by a few wild animals.

Jim broke up with Karen and he kissed Pam in her car, I really hope they're properly together now.

Then I watched Bradley Walsh's birthday, they showed loads of clips from all the work he'd done. It was funny seeing him so young and I'd never realised that he started with comedy. I only know him from The Chase and Doctor Who. 

After that I watched The Chase Family and the mum and her sister were caught by The Sinnerman. The daughter went on and got £4000 and her dad basically said she was stupid and that she should go with the lower offer, it was very rude.

Then the dad went up and he went for the £36000 but he got caught. Unfortunately the girl only got 11 answers right, so The Sinnerman caught her with about a minute left.

I watched Celebrity Gogglebox USA and there was a really weird show on, a woman was looking for someone to father her child and there were loads of guys there. They had to get their sperm analysed. I assume it's like a dating show and she'll go on dates with the different guys.

They also watched 90 Day Fiance and I've watched some of it before. A Russian woman was on and she went to see her ex who lived in America, he'd moved on and was with another woman. The two women got into a fight and it seemed pretty dramatic.

After that I watched The Sopranos and a guy, Ritchie got out of prison, he ran over a guy for some reason and he seems interested in Janice.

Meadow had a party at the grandmother's house and Tony found out about it, he was really angry with her. As punishment her credit card was taken off her. Later Meadow was cleaning the vomit from the floor and she hadn't been asked or told to do it.

Tony, Chris and Paulie went to Italy for business. Tony met a woman there who runs the business and he made a deal with her about importing cars.

Pussy's wife thought she might have cancer and he didn't seem to care at all, even when he found out she didn't have cancer. She told Carmella that she wants a divorce, but I don't know whether that will be easy to do or not.

Bye for today, I hope you're all well.