Coronavirus Diary

Day 134 29th July 2020

There's 5,930 cases in Northern Ireland, 301,455 in the UK and 25,942 in Ireland. There's over 17 million cases worldwide which isn't good, it's shocking. Although in good news there were no deaths in Northern Ireland and I don't think there has been for a while.

I was meant to be going on a date today, but for the last two days the guy didn't text me and he didn't text today either, it was rude, but I didn't really care because it meant I got to have a lazy day. I won't give him another chance unless there was some kind of emergency, but it's unlikely.

I watched The Office and Robert, the creepy guy from the interviews convinced Jo to give him her job. He worked in the office and Gabe Andy the regional manager job. He created a list and everyone was wondering what it was for, they made copies and tried to figure it out.

They sent Andy in to ask about it and Robert said it was like doodles and he moved Andy's name. It turned out the list was of winners and losers, I thought it was very mean.

Robert wanted Andy to double the sales, so he used a points system and there were prizes, like soft toys. No one was interested in the prizes so he said for 1,000 points he'd put a dress on, 5,000 was running naked around the parking lot and 10,000 was getting a tattoo. He didn't think they'd actually get that many points, but they did, so he had to ho and get a tattoo.

Jim told him that no one expected him to actually get a tattoo, but he went through with it and it was really funny because he pulled his trousers and underwear down completely. He got a look at the tattoo and it was a dog with Nard written on its shirt and he loved it because Nard dog is his nickname. He was meant to be getting a baby crawling out of his bum, so the tattoo he got was a log better.

Darryl seemed pretty depressed because the warehouse staff won the lottery and he didn't get any share of it because he'd left them. They all quit, so they had to get replacements and they held an interview but Darryl was talking about it negatively and Andy didn't know what he was doing. All those people left.

Erin, Jim, Dwight and Kevin had to do the duties instead and Dwight drove the forklift into the wall. They were trying to lift the boxes individually and put them in the lorry, but it was taking ages. Kevin had suggested getting butter and sliding the boxes across it, but they'd rejected it.

Then Erin helped him get oil or something and put it on the ground and they started sliding the boxes along the floor. Darryl went by later to check on them and he saw what they were doing, it was pretty funny.

After that I watched Impractical Jokers and Murr lost the first episode, so he had to go into a cafe and there was some app or something that was making farting noises. It was so funny and people literally left the place.

Joe lost the second episode and had to do belly dancing which was pretty funny.

Then I watched You've Been Framed and it was hilarious! There was a kid who was skiing and she fell forward onto her face and she just stayed in that position, it was really funny. They showed kids in cars and people on quad bikes running over other people and it was hilarious! I literally went and told my mum about it and I could hardly stop laughing.

Then I watched Outbreak which is a movie with Dustin Hoffman, Rene Russo, Morgan Freeman, Cuba Gooding Jr, Donald Sutherland, Kevin Spacey and Patrick Dempsey in it.

There was an outbreak of a disease in Africa in the 60s and they American army didn't want it spreading, so they blew up the camp. Then years later the disease was back and it had spread by a monkey being smuggled into America by Patrick. Dustin was a doctor in the army and Rene was his ex wife who worked for the CDC, so they had to work together to get the cure.

I really enjoyed the movie and it was kinda similar to what's going on now because they got the army to lockdown the down. Although they were a lot more aggressive in the movie because they killed people for trying to leave and they used bombs. 

I watched Money Heist and the professor had planted evidence at the house and it was all going well until Raquel's ex showed up and found burnt photos in the chimney. The professor was trying to get back and the ex had to give him a lift and he got him to pull over so that he could tamper with the evidence.

He found a newspaper in the trash and burnt some of it, then he taunted the ex and they got into a fight and the professor knocked him out. Then he planted the newspaper and got rid of the actual evidence, the ex arrested the professor for attacking him.

It was hideous, the professor was brought to a police station and they took mugshot and finger prints and he'll be put in jail. Now he can't call his people and let them know what's going on.

Everyone was getting worried because the professor hadn't called when he was meant to, that was because he was with Raquel. Most of them assumed that he was in jail, but Berlin wanted to wait until he called in the time frame. 

Tokyo tied up Berlin with the help of Rio and Denver and she had one bullet in her gun and was playing Russian roulette. I couldn't believe it. Nairobi and Moscow got in and stopped it.

I don't normally like Berlin or agree with him, but in this case I did, I thought they should wait for the professor to call.

Everyone was telling Denver about Stockholm syndrome and he thought that's what Monica had, so he was a bit cold towards her and she could tell that something was up. He told her about the Stockholm syndrome and asked if she would even consider him outside of the situation they were in and she didn't reply. Unfortunately I think that's the end of their relationship, I loved them together.

Helsinki started choking Tokyo and I genuinely thought that was her dead, but they restrained her and threw her outside on a journey type thing. It must've been Berlin's idea and Helsinki helped him with it, I couldn't believe it. It was awful.

She was caught by the police and they made her take off her suit because they thought she had a bomb, so she did as they said. Then she tried running away, but they caught her so she had to delay. She pretended to have a sore stomach and she was examined, but then they said she was fine. Tokyo was taken to the area where they monitor the situation and they put her on a seat, but he legs were still bare and she was only wearing pants. Raquel came in and got a blanket round her legs which was good.

Raquel questioned her a bit and Tokyo gave them some information.

Rio was really angry and upset about what had happened and Berlin was getting them all to hold hands, but he wouldn't. Rio wanted to leave, maybe in protest or to be with Tokyo or something, but Berlin injected him with a sedative, I legit thought he'd stabbed Rio in the neck with a knife. Thankfully it was an injection so he isn't dead.

That's all for today, I hope you're all safe and healthy.