Coronavirus Diary

Day 152 16th August 2020

There's 6,391 cases in Northern Ireland, 318,484 in the UK and 27,257 in Ireland. It's bad that the cases and deaths are still rising, I just want the whole thing to be over.

When I got up I watched Dumb and Dumber To and I thought it was even funnier than the first one. Lloyd had pretended to be on comatose shock for 20 years and Harry visited every week. Then he said he had to stop the visits because he was sick and Lloyd told him it was a prank. 

Harry said he needed a kidney and then he went to ask his parents for a kidney, but he found out he was adopted they thought he already knew probably because they were Asian and he was white. 

Then he found out he had a kid, so he decided to find her and get her kidney. I thought the movie was really funny, I loved it.

Then I watched The Office and there was a couples discount in shops, so everyone paired up. Nellie went to get her nails done with Clark and the women were laughing and they said he looked like a girl. Nellie agreed and he said they weren't a couple.

Darryl and Oscar tried to go to one of the places and get the couples discount, but the woman didn't believe that they were a couple, Darryl got annoyed and walked out, holding Oscar's hand.

Erin said she was going to break up with Andy, she tried but it didn't work the first time. Then she talked to Pete and kissed him and she went back and broke up with Andy. 

It was funny because he'd grown a beard and his hair had got longer and my mum was asking who he was and I said he was Andy. She was so shocked, she couldn't believe it. She only watches the show a tiny but because she isn't interested in it, she'll sometimes watch it if she's in the room but I don't think she's ever seen a full episode. 

Jim and Pam had a lunch date with the crew Ryan, but his girlfriend didn't show up because they were going to break up. Jim found out about Ryan comforting Pam when she was upset and he wasn't happy about it. 

He was going to leave early because he didn't want to fight, but Pam said she wanted to fight, probably because Ryan said the fighting had stopped because the love was gone and she didn't want that happening.

Pam went for an interview in Philadelphia and the guy was really similar to Michael Scott, it was pretty funny. Pam would've been a receptionist, so she didn't take the job and she told Jim that she wanted to stay at Dunder Mifflin.

Dwight got Angela to help him bathe his dying aunt, he wanted her to use a hose, but she gave her a proper bath and did her hair. It was pretty sweet.

Andy hired Pete's ex, probably to make Erin jealous or something and he hired Gabe as well. I thought it was really mean and immature.

Toby was talking about the Scranton strangler again, but Nellie was interested. He decided to see the strangler, so he went to the prison to talk to him, but he got strangled in there and couldn't talk for 2 weeks. 

Dwight and his family attended the funeral, the only person he invited from the office was Oscar, I thought he would've invited Angela. He was teaching his nephew about farming, it was sweet.

Todd went to the office and he was saying sorry, but he did it by insulting them in the apology. He gave them cupcakes and Pam got them not to eat him because she didn't think he was sincere. 

When he left they all ate the cupcakes and Todd had put drugs and laxatives in them, it was really bad. They all went in the next day looking awful, apart from Pam because she didn't eat hers. It was funny, Kevin took Pam's even though he knew aniyt the drugs and laxatives.

Then I watched Fools Gold which is a movie with Matthew McConaughey, Kate Hudson, Donald Sutherland, Kevin Hart and Malcolm Jamal Warner in it.

Matthew was looking for shipwreck treasure and there were bad guys who tried to stop him. His wife had divorced him, but they worked together to find the treasure.

I liked the movie but my parents weren't fussed on it.

Then I watched Prodigal Son and the killer was a necrophiliac, so they went to a funeral thing and questioned the funeral director. 

They caught a guy before he was killed and Edrisa had to save him.

They ended up arresting her, but Malcom said she wasn't the killer. Edrisa was with the killer and Malcolm went and was talking down the killer when Edrisa whacked her over the head, it was great.

Martin was unconscious and having hallucinations of the woman in the box. She stabbed him multiple times and then she was going to kill Malcolm as a kid, but Martin took control of the hallucination so he had the knife and Malcolm was gone.

The real Malcom went to see Martin, which woke him up. It was great, I'm so glad he's fine.

There was a robbery, but a woman was killed, then there was another robbery with a similar woman killed. Malcolm investigated it with his old friend and they found out which gang was doing the robberies.

They arranged a meeting and they ended up finding out that Malcolm was with the police, he turned them against each other using psychology. He wanted to work out who the killer was and he found out it was a guy and he'd killed the woman because the woman in his team wouldn't date him or something. 

They all shot each other and Malcolm had a hallucination of his dad, but he got up. One if them was still alive and was going to kill Malcolm but his friend came back and ran them over.

Martin said he'd say that the mum was forced to stab him if he got to see Malcolm more often, the mum didn't want that happening but Malcolm agreed to it.

Then I watched A Question of Sport and they did a picture round and one of the people on was Daniel Sturridge, I was shocked that I didn't recognise him, he was my favourite player years ago. Paul Pogba was also on, I recognised him, but someone on the show got the answer before me.

That's it for today, I hope you're all doing well.