Coronavirus Diary

Day 115 10th July 2020

There's 5,772 cases in Northern Ireland, 288,133 in the UK and 25,589 in Ireland. There are still low numbers of new cases in Northern Ireland which is good.

When I got up I watched The Office and Michael had to go to a conference, where he was one of the speakers. A limo came to pick him up and he chose Dwight, Oscar and Andy to go with him.

Everyone was booing because the company was broke and then Michael said they had a 40 day plan and everyone thought he was great. He got Oscar in to help with the plan, but he wouldn't say anything, so they all ditched.

Michael had promised to pay for all these students tuition because he thought he'd be a millionaire by the time they graduated. He went to the school and they were all really thankful, it was so awkward and cringey. They found out and they were all mad at him and he felt bad about it, he gave checks to a guy to pay for the university books.

Dwight got Jim to do an employee of the month, but he sabotaged it by making Jim a spreadsheet thing with numbers of who was the best. Jim won and everyone thought he'd fixed it, Pam was second so that confirmed their thoughts. Dwight pretended to be everyone in the office and his impressions were really funny, his Kevin impression was the best. He was doing those so that it would seem like everyone was complaining to David about Jim.

There was a Christmas party and Michael was annoyed that Phyllis was the Santa because he wanted to do it. Then he dressed as Jesus and it was really funny. He found out that David and others were being fired and he thought all of the would be fired as well, so he told everyone.

Andy was getting gifts from the 12 days of Christmas for Erin and the birds attacked her. They still aren't dating yet even though they like each other, they're both waiting to be asked out by the other.

A guy came in to talk to Toby about buying the branch and Toby had to lie about most of the answers to the questions. There were flashbacks of all the inappropriate things that happened and it was really funny.

The new people came in and changed a lot of things at the office and Michael wasn't happy about it. They seem quite annoying.

Michael went to David to find out what he should do and David was quite a mess, not doing anything productive. He was trying to make a thing that would teach children to pick up toys and he called it suck it, which is quite funny.

Jim and Pam needed a daycare for their baby and they went for an interview to a good one. Jim walked in on the interviewer on the toilet, it was so awkward, then that made them mess up the interview, it was so bad.

Then I went to work and I got the keys to the office from my manager, I went to give them back to him, but he was walking away. I had to call him and he was joking about me shouting at him and he said it's the loudest he's ever heard me, it was pretty funny.

I also saw Nathan and his mum which was nice. I haven't seen Nathan in ages and I've missed him, it would've been great to talk longer, but I had to work and they were probably busy as well.

When I got home I watched The Office. The new company didn't like having two managers, so they made them decide who would be the manager, at the start they both wanted the job. Then Jim found out that he would make more money in sales, so he decided to let Michael the manager. Michael found out about it, so he let Jim be the manager, but he regretted his decision because he missed his office, so Jim gave the job back to him.

After that I watched Britain's Brightest Family and I didn't really care who won because I knew both the people about the same amount.

Then I watched the last Rambo and it was pretty different to the others. He was living with a woman and her granddaughter. They weren't related, but the girl called Rambo her uncle, I thought the relationships were sweet.

Gabrielle, the granddaughter wanted to see her father because he'd left her and her deceased mother. She told Rambo and wanting to see her father, but he told her not to. The grandmother said not to as well and told her that her father had hit her mother.

She ignored them and went to see her dad anyway and he was horrible to her. She went out to a club with her friend and she got kidnapped and was sex trafficked by men who seemed to be connected to either the cartel or mafia.

Rambo had to go to Mexico to save her, I won't spoil anything.

Near the end the bad guys went to Rambo's house and he set up traps for them, it was great. I really enjoyed the movie, but a thing that happened in the movie was very unfortunate.

After that I watched The Sopranos and Tony went away with Paulie because the bones of first person they killed was discovered. While they were away Tony was getting very annoyed with Paulie because he was talking too much and he kept chuckling. It was funny because I literally said he was laughing a lot and then Tony mentioned it.

They were on a boat and Paulie thought he was going to be killed because they'd killed Pussy on a boat. There was a bit where it seemed like Tony might kill him, thankfully he didn't.

Junior was playing poker and he became friends with a young guy who helped organise it. They were caught and told off. His friend told him to stop taking his medication, because it was a way to control him or something.

Junior was telling loads of jokes and he told them he needed the toilet, but they asked for one more joke and he ended up peeing himself. The staff found out he wasn't taking his medication and they said if he didn't take it he'd have to go to another place, so he took the medication again.

There was a speech or something and Junior's friend was throwing paper at the woman, which annoyed Junior  the guy went over and attacked Junior, I was shocked. Thankfully the guy was pulled off Junior and he wasn't hurt.

Vito's son was acting out because of his death and the wife was telling Tony she wanted 100k to move. Phill had to talk to the kid, but that didn't help, so Tony talked to him. There was a really disgusting bit where the kid was in the shower at school and he pooed and then stepped in it. I thought he was going to throw it at the people who were making fun of him, I would've understood that more, but it would still be gross.

Tony was gambling a lot and he owed Hesh 200k and Tony was quite annoyed with being reminded of the debt. He was bringing about 1k per week, so it would've taken ages for Hesh to get all the money back.

His girlfriend was with him, but she wouldn't respond, so Hesh checked on her and she died. It was sad because she was really pretty and she seemed nice. They didn't say how she died.

AJ proposed to his girlfriend and she seemed unsure, but she said yes. Then they were meant to be going to a parade together and AJ brought her son to meet up with her and she took her son and said she didn't love AJ. I felt so sorry for him, especially when he got along with the kid and seemed like he'd be a good dad, he was so sweet.

Bye for today, I hope you're all safe and healthy.