Coronavirus Diary

Day 93 18th June 2020

There's 4,863 cases in Northern Ireland, 300,469 in the UK and 25,355 in Ireland. There hasn't been too many new cases or deaths in Northern Ireland, we're not doing too badly. It's really bad that there's over 300 thousand cases in the UK.

I watched The Office and Jan was suing Dunder Mifflin because she thought she'd been disrespected and she could win 4 million. She brought Michael to help, but the whole thing got messed up because of their relationship. Jan had brought Michael's diary and let everyone see it, I thought that was very mean.

Darryl and Jim were playing ping pong and Darryl was a lot better than Jim, so he enlisted the help of Dwight to win. Kelly was trashing Jim and it annoyed Pam, so they ended up playing against each other and Kelly wasn't very good.

Then I played Horizon Zero Dawn and I talked to one of the AI's and then the guy whose sister died, that completed the quest.

There was a guy who was going to be exiled for killing another man and I had to prove that he was innocent. It took me on a bit of a quest, I found a group who were the ones who'd actually killed the man. I got to the guy in time and gave him clothes and he got back to his people.

I met a group of hunters who I had to help and they were trying to come up with a name for their group, it was pretty funny.

Then I watched more of The Office. I found out that it's being sold for a ridiculous price, £60 on Sky, when it can be bought on Amazon for £30. I honestly don't know why anyone would buy from Sky. 

Anyway, Jan and Michael had a dinner party and they invited Jim and Pam and Andy and Angela. They ended up drinking and playing charades or something similar, it was kinda awkward.

Jim tried to leave with Pam but Michael said only one of them needed to go to sort the problem at Jim's house, so Pam made Jim stay because he was going to leave without her.

The worst bit was when Jan threw Michael's award at the TV and broke it, the police were called and Michael had to leave the house. Thankfully Michael broke up with her.

Michael was looking for a new girlfriend and he got people to write down the names of single women they knew. Someone wrote down the food place Wendy's and Michael called, thinking someone called Wendy was there, it was pretty funny. 

Pam set him up with her landlord but he found her ugly and the woman didn't get on with him, so the date ended quickly.

Michael found a chair model attractive and Dwight got information about her, unfortunately she was dead. They went to her grave and sung their own version of American Pie, it was very funny.

Jim said that he's going to propose to Pam and he told her that. There was a funny bit where he kneeled and it seemed like he was going to propose but he tied his shoelaces.

After that I played Spider-Man and I was helping with the environmental issues and because I was carrying something I wasn't allowed to use my swinging webs. I ran for a bit and then I used webs to pull me from one building to another, but the best way was jumping and using the propulsion from the previous building. I got the research lab thing sorted.

I also caught two legions and I thought it would take me multiple times to do it since it had the last time I tried to catch a pigeon, but this time I caught them both the first time.

Norman was doing a speech and the bad guys came and blew the place up, Peter was injured and taken away in an ambulance. I got to play as Miles and I had to save his mum and I was pretty worried about her but I freed her. Then I had to sneak around because there were bad guys all over the place, it was so tense. I got to Miles' dad who'd helped Spider-Man in the past, but he was dead. It was pretty sad, I really liked him.

I also found out that the guy who works in that homeless shelter is bad, he seems to be the guy in charge of the criminals. My dad guessed it a while ago, but I hadn't.

Then I watched Celebrity Gogglebox and they watched Naked Attraction, I really don't understand why anyone would go on that show. It's pretty disgusting in my opinion, I don't want to be seeing people naked. The people who go on are either really confident or desperate, I'd never go on the show. The men had to pretend to rude a horse as well, it was so awkward and unpleasant to look at.

They also watched a new show, it was called Titan something and it's hosted by The Rock, I definitely want to watch it. He's one of my favourite actors.

I watched The Sopranos and Chris got made and he was thinking it was going to be great, but more was expected of him. He was missing 2 thousand and told Paulie he'd get the money later but Paulie wasn't impressed and charged an extra 2 thousand. Chris literally had to steal money from a concert to pay off Paulie.

Janice is still around and I hate her! Tony had hired a Russian woman to help with his mother, I think and she was staying at the house. The mother had given records to the woman, but Janice wanted them. When the woman went to sleep she took off her false leg and Janice stole it and wouldn't give it back! That's a horrible thing to do! I hope someone kills Janice.

That's all for today, I hope you're all safe and healthy.