Coronavirus Diary

Day 114 9th July 2020

There's 5,768 cases in Northern Ireland, 287,621 in the UK and 25,565 in Ireland. There weren't too many new cases in Northern Ireland which is good.

When I got up I had breakfast and a new credit card was sent out to me, since my old one had expired. I had to call about my pay and the money had been taken off in March because they'd paid me for a shift when I was sick, so they had to take it off. The money had been taken off for June because it hadn't been recorded properly that I was back at work or something. 

Then I watched The Office and Michael was dating Pam's mum and he was going to tell her, but Jim said he shouldn't. She ended up finding out because Michael said he was dating someone's mum in the office and she realised it was hers.

She went full on mad with Michael and kept shouting at him, it was quite funny. 

Dwight gave Jim a duck and he'd put a bug in it so that he could listen in on Jim's conversations. Jim found out about it so he gave it to Kelly and Dwight had to listen, it was pretty funny. 

Then Dwight bought it back and put it back on Jim's desk and he talked to Dwight through the duck, so he had to take it out.

It turned out Dwight had been smart and he'd actually used a pen to record Jim talking. It was funny, but also creepy.

Jim.and Michael had a meeting and Michael fell into a pond at the place. Everyone was making fun of him and he didn't like it. Then he started making fun of himself so that people would feel sorry for him and they did, but he took it too far.

They all got a video of Michael falling in and it was pretty funny, although Jim leaned back and let him fall in. Then they all made fun of Jim.

Pam and Andy had to go and try to make sales together. People kept thinking they were a couple, the first time Pam laughed about it and then Andy was a bit more harsh because he said she was the surrogate and basically called her ugly.

On the last call they just pretended to be married and Andy got carried away and kissed Pam's stomach. It was quite awkward.

Pam, Jim and Michael went out for lunch for Pam's mum's birthday. It was all going well until Michael found out how old she was and he wanted to experience all the things she had experienced. He broke up with her on her birthday, it was really bad.

Dwight was being nice to everyone so that he could get Jim fired, but Andy ended up being nice to everyone as well.

Pam was mad with Michael and he offered her a raise, but she didn't take it. Instead she was going to hit Michael, so after work they all stood outside and every time Pam went to hit Michael he became defensive. She was going to leave but he angered her, so she hit him.

Dunder Mifflin was in financial trouble and Michael held a murder mystery to distract everyone. It was really funny because Creed went into work late and Michael talked about murder, he literally sped away in his car. Creed is pretty creepy, but really funny sometimes, I wish he was in it more.

During the game Andy asked out Erin, but neither of them knew whether it was their characters or themselves going on the date, so it was called off. It's unfortunate because they seem to like each other.

After that I watched Celebrity Gogglebox and Rylan's mum called him Ross, so that must be his real name. They watched Cape Fear, but I skipped it because I want to watch the movie and don't want spoilers, although I know the very last scene which is a pretty major spoiler. 

They also watched 127 Hours and I remember when I was a kid I really wanted to watch it, but I couldn't because it was a 15 and I was 12 or something at the time. My parents were fine with me watching it, so I saw it at home and I love the movie. 

They also watched a thing with Bradley Walsh and his son and they were in America at a Rodeo. Bradley got on a bull, but he was quickly knocked off and he was holding his back. He had to go to the hospital and his bones were cracked in three places, I couldn't believe it.

After that I watched You've Been Framed and it was funny, as always. Although there weren't many animal videos, those ones are my favourite.

Then I watched Rambo and there were people who wanted to go to Bhutan to provide medicine and aid to the people there. Rambo brought them there and then left.

The village was attacked and the people were captured so Rambo had to go with mercenaries to save them.

I thought it was very good, but I think my dad is bored with the movies because they're all the same. My mum and I love them though.

Then I watched The Sopranos. It was Tony's birthday and he went to stay with Janice and Bobby at a house by the lake. Tony and Janice were slagging each other off and Bobby got angry and punched Tony. Then they had a fight and I was worried for Tony because of his surgery, Bobby beat Tony and then left him. Thankfully neither of them were badly injured.

Tony was arrested because a teen was found with his gun, but he got out. Although the FBI are now interested in it, so he may go to jail, but I hope he doesn't.

Johnny had cancer and it had spread throughout his body and he was told he only had a few months left, it was pretty sad. He talked to a guy who'd murdered his wife for cheating and then he murdered other people for being connected, but he used to be a doctor, specialising in cancer. He told Johnny that he could have a few years left with treatment. Unfortunately Johnny died very soon.

Chris had the premiere of his movie and people saw the similarities between the boss in the movie and Tony. Tony didn't seem happy about it at all and thinks that Chris hates him. It's pretty sad, I would hope that Chris doesn't hate Tony.

Phil was complaining about how his family in the past changed their name from Leonardo to Leotardo and it seems like he wants revenge for his brother's death. I really think he might kill Chris or someone close to Tony, maybe even Tony himself.

Sil was out having dinner with a man who was in the running to be the next boss, since Johnny had died. Someone went in and shot the guy, it was quite a shock.

That's all for today, I hope you're all safe and healthy.