Coronavirus Diary

Day 60 16th May 2020

There's 4,357 cases in Northern Ireland, 240,161 in the UK and 24,048 in Ireland. England is the only part of the UK that is reducing the lockdown so much and I think it's very foolish because they're the worst hit.

When I got up I watched Bondi Rescue and Maxi went in to save someone but they got in themselves. Hoppo said he should've waited and Maxi realised that he was wrong. In another bit two more people needed saved and Maxi went in for them and he made the right decision.

There was a hideous bit where Chappo had saved two people and others were drowning nearby but the two people who were saved were still clinging to his board. Thankfully Mario was nearby to help and he saved the people who were drowning.

They have a small tower down at the South end now and Beardy was in the buggy but the tower was left open. Two boys went in it and they were using the binoculars and some kind of spray. Beardy found out that they'd been in the tower and he was asking them about it. I'm just glad they didn't steal anything.

After that I watched The Office and they brought their kids to work. It was cool seeing all the kids about and there was a really funny bit where Stanley's daughter had a crush on Ryan. Then Stanley thought Ryan wanted to date her, so he full on shouted at Ryan.

There was a video of Michael as a kid and he said he wanted to grow up, get married and have 100 kids because then he would have 100 friends. I thought it was really funny and I kinda felt sorry for Michael.

In another episode it was Michael's birthday and barely anyone got him gifts or celebrated his birthday. It was funny when he talked about all his awful birthdays. He talked about one where they'd got a pony but he was allergic to it so he had to go inside for a while and when he went back out the pony was gone.

Kevin was waiting on results about whether he had skin cancer or not. Everyone was really worried about him, so they ignored Michael's birthday.

There were drugs found on the premises and Dwight was investigating whose they were. It turned out that it was Michael's because he'd been at a concert and someone had given them to him.

Dwight had already called in a drug test person. Michael got Dwight to pee for him so that the drug test would come back clean. 

Dwight felt bad for lying so he resigned as the volunteer police or whatever he was. Michael gave him a job in security which Dwight seemed happy with.

Dwight made everyone get security badges and Jim changed Dwight's. Dwight's said security risk and the plastic around the card was massive, it was pretty funny.

Michael found out about all the HR issues that Toby had only listened to instead of taking action. Michael tried to fix the problems but he ended up making them worse.

Oscar had a problem with Angela's picture of babies dressed up and he wanted it taken down while she wanted it left up. Michael talked about the different outcomes; lose, lose; win, win; lose, win. Michael said that Oscar should wear the picture so that he wouldn't have to look at it. Whereas Pam said Angela should keep it up on certain days. Michael said that was a compromise and he wanted a win, win scenario. I thought Pam's way was the best and it's what I would've suggested.

Dwight had tons of complaints about everyone, there was literally shelves with full boxes of his complaints! Dwight complained about Jim a lot and he wants Jim to get a transfer. Jim is considering it and I really hope he won't leave.

I went for a shower and when I came down I watched Eurovision where they showed moments where it went wrong. Parts of it were funny, like that women from Israel falling over, but I think she faked it for the drama.

Then I watched the Eurovision best song and there were a few good ones on. My favourite is Dancing Lasha Tumbai or as I call it ein, zwei, drei. They had it on the show. 

There were a few old songs on the show which I'd never heard, some were alright and others were pretty boring. ABBA won the show with Waterloo which I was happy with because I love them.

Although I do think Dancing Lasha Tumbai needs to win some sort of Eurovision thing. It's so iconic and that song was on the year second year of me watching Eurovision. I remember I really wanted it to win at the time.

There was a great bit in the movie Spy where verka serduchka was singing Dancing Lasha Tumbai. I found it hilarious and I was so happy when I saw him in the movie.

Bye for today, I hope you're all healthy.