Coronavirus Diary

day 105 30th June 2020

There's 5,760 cases in Northern Ireland, 312,654 in the UK and 25,473 in Ireland. I've heard that the 12th of July march/parade will be going ahead, it doesn't really surprise me. A lot of the Protestants feel very strongly about the 12th and probably wouldn't care about restrictions. I won't be outside, so it won't make a difference to me.

I heard that Trump bought pretty much the whole supply of drugs which help against Covid-19, it's incredibly selfish. It should be distributed to all the countries, not just America. I hate Trump so much, he literally stole the stuff from other suffering countries, he'll probably keep it all to himself or sell it at a really high price. He really is a horrible person and I don't like the people who support him either. They can all go fuck themselves.

He also did some thing about immigration and my mum said that my sister might not be home for Christmas because of it. It would be an awful Christmas without my sister home, I really hope she'll come back for it.

Anyway when I got up I had breakfast and then drove to the dump. It was quite difficult driving in it because it was on a slope and I'm not used to it. Then I drove to the shop and my mum went in to get red peppers but there weren't any so she was back in the car quickly. Then I drove home.

When I got home I went on Reddit for a bit and then went downstairs and watched The Epic Gameshow with Alan Carr and they were playing higher or lower. One of the questions was what percentage of people let their partner know the pin to their phone and it was 80 something, I was quite shocked. The only person who knows my pin is my friend Rachel. There was another one that asked what percentage of people have looked for photos of their partner's ex, I've done it before but it's not always successful. That came out around 80 something as well and my parents were shocked and thought it was weird to do.

I watched The Office. Michael had to go on a tour with Pam, giving sales presentations to the different branches. They went to one where Karen was and she was pregnant and had a husband. Michael kept thinking she was pregnant with Jim, it was quite funny. Karen and Pam made up which was good. 

Then they went to the place where Holly worked and Michael found out that she had a new boyfriend. When he was giving the presentation he asked if Holly said anything about him to the boyfriend, but she hadn't. 

Michael pretty much broke down during the presentation, so Pam had to continue it for him. While she was doing that he found her desk and cut off part of her jacket to take with him and he found a document titled dear Michael, so he copied it to his USB.

He wanted to read it but Pam convinced him not to and she read it for him and told him the gist of it. Holly still likes Michael, I hope they'll get back together.

Jim and Dwight were in charge of planning parties and they forgot Kelly's so they had to do it a day late. She was offered watching TV or taking a nap and she picked the nap, Dwight went in to wake her and he turned the light on and bashed bin lids or something together. I'd hate to be woken like that, I'd much rather set a phone alarm.

Angela got a new cat and she'd spent loads of money on it because it was the offspring of the cat in Meet the Parents, that reminded me of the funny moments in the movie. One of the best bits was when Ben Stiller was talking about milking a cat and then Robert De Niro asked if he could milk him. The other really funny bit was when the cat knocked over the urn, I love that movie.

Anyway she'd set up a camera to watch her cats and she found two cats mating so she went home, she told off one of the cats. The worst was when she lifted another cat and started licking it, that was very strange.

My dad paused it to tell me a story, he was at a friend's house and there were some people he didn't know there. He'd put my sister in a room to sleep and she got up or something so he went to settle her and there was a camera in the room which was connected to a laptop. He went up and was singing her to sleep and the people in the house saw it and were laughing. My dad said he was a bit annoyed with my mum for not turning off the camera and he said she probably left it up on purpose. That doesn't seem like something my mum would do, she doesn't even remember the thing happening. It does sound pretty funny.

Then I watched Grudge Match, which is a movie with Robert De Niro, Sylvester Stallone, Kevin Hart and Alan Arkin in it. Robert and Sylvester were old boxers who were retired and Sylvester was poor and he'd got laid off from his job. Alan was his old trainer and he was in a nursing home, there was a cameo by Anthony Anderson who I know from Black-ish.

Kevin approached them both for a rematch and De Niro was up for it, but Stallone didn't want to fight again. Sylvester ended up agreeing to do the fight and he went about promoting it with Robert, it was pretty funny. 

Robert needed to get into shape so he went to a gym that he was associated with and LL Cool J owned the place but he didn't want to train Robert. He met his son and the son agreed to train him. The son was played by Jon Bernthal and it was nice to see him as a good guy instead of a bad guy.

There was a woman who had dates Sylvester, but cheated on him with Robert and Jon was her son.

There was a shocking bit where Robert was out at his bar with his grandson and he left the kid to have sex with a woman. Then the kid went to the office and found the keys to the car, he went out to the car and started it and the car started rolling forward. It was so tense. Then the kid had to lean down and get his foot on the break and Robert was in the back with the woman. 

There was a great boxing match at the end, but I won't say who won because that would spoil it. I loved the movie, I thought it was very funny.

Then I watched The Sopranos. Tony met his father's mistress and he found out that his childhood dog had been given to her son. It was quite sad.

Junior was going to funerals to get out of his house because he's still on house arrest, but then he started crying at one of them and he seemed very depressed. 

Chris was talking to a friend from his AA meeting and the friend ended up gambling and owing money, so Chris bailed him out. Then he owed Chris money and he beat up the friend for not having it in on time, it was really bad. The guy got some of the money for Chris, but he had to go back into rehab because he'd been taking drugs again.

Carmela's father had a birthday party thrown for him. Tony wasn't going to go but then he changed his mind and when everyone was gone he kissed Carmela in the swimming pool. I think they might end up getting back together.

A car was sent to Pussy's wife to be repaired, but the guy who sent it in kept complaining about the chair. Tony B had to do his best to sort it but he wasn't very successful.

Tony B shot a man and woman, I think he did it for Carmine JR, but the people he killed were with John.

Bye for today, I hope you're all safe and healthy.