Coronavirus Diary

Day 110 5th July 2020

There's 285,416 cases in the UK and 25,527 in Ireland. Unfortunately I couldn't find the number of infections for Northern Ireland, but I'm assuming it hasn't gone up by much.

I saw a news article about an American politician or something praising the way Northern Ireland was handling things. It seems as if Trump is interested as well. It's kinda strange cause I didn't think America even knew Northern Ireland was separate to Ireland. But it's good to be praised for once.

Anyway when I got up I watched The Office. Michael found out that his company was losing money and he would be broke soon. Dunder Mifflin were losing clients to him, so they tried to buy them out, but instead they gave Michael his job back and Pam and Ryan were put into sales.

The old sales people were annoyed that Pam and Ryan got their old clients, so they were having secret meetings. Michael found out and he decided to give their clients back, but he had to fire either Ryan or Pam. He decided to fire Ryan.

They were all in casual clothes and Angela didn't like having to look at Oscar's feet and she told Toby about it, but he couldn't sort it. Meredith was in a really short thing, I'm not sure if it was a top or dress. It was really funny because Toby told her to pull it down and when she did her boons were showing, so she pulled it up and people kept seeing her private parts.

Michael set up a party room in his old office and no one was going to it, but then Phyllis did and she danced with Michael. She ended up hurting her back and Dwight had to help her with it, it was quite funny.

Later everyone went down to the party room and Jim and Pam had been going to get married, but they went to the party and decided they wanted a proper wedding.

There was a picnic for all the different branches and Michael was doing a presentation with Holly and he'd planned to tell her how he felt, but he didn't. They did a Who Wants to be a Millionaire of Dunder Mifflin and Stankey seemed to find it funny. He finds the strangest things funny, he's kinda like my mum in that way; she has no sense of humour but finds random things funny. It's hard to tell what my mum will find funny and what she won't.

Their presentation ended when they accidentally spilled which branch was getting closed when no one knew.

There was a volleyvoll match going on and Michael's branch made it to the final and they were against Corporate. Pam was playing really well, until she hurt her ankle and Corporate said she couldn't play.

Dwight had to stall while Jim took Pam to the hospital because they wanted to get her back into the game quickly. At the hospital they found out she was pregnant.

There were interns and one of the twins from Teen wolf was in it which was cool. People were saying that two of the interns were dating and everyone knew about it apart from Michael. He didn't like getting left out and he found out that Stanley was cheating on his wife. 

Michael ended up telling people about Stanley, so he went round making up ridiculous things about everyone so that they would think Stanley's affair was fake. Pam and Jim had to tell everyone that she's pregnant because they didn't want Stanley's secret to get out.

Then I watched Celebrity Gogglebox USA and there was a bit where a guy got a fake arm in front of him and his real arm was to the side. There was a sheet and divider so that it looked like the fake arm was attached. The guy used feathers on the man's hand and the fake one. When the fake hand was being tickled the man could feel it. Then the guy used a needle on the fake and real hand, it was disgusting. The man couldn't feel it when the pin went into his real hand, it was quite shocking. The guy got a banner and whacked the fake had and the man could feel it. It was very strange but interesting.

After that I watched Rambo First Blood which is a movie with Sylvester Stallone and Brian Dennehy in it. Sylvester was Rambo, a guy who was in the Vietnam war and he had PTSD. He was going through a small town and Brian who was a sheriff or something didn't want him staying in the town. Rambo started going back because he wanted food and the sheriff guy arrested him for no reason. 

They were being really mean to him in the jail and he couldn't deal with it so he escaped and they chased him. It was pretty tense and there was a lot of action.

I loved the movie, but I won't say more in case I spoil it.

Then I watched The Sopranos and Tony got out of the hospital which is great. He went back to business and a guy was trying to sell his business, but Tony didn't want him to and Paulie went and beat the guy up.

Paulie found out that his aunt who's a nun was actually his mother and the woman he thought was his mum was actually his aunt. He was very angry, he didn't even go to the funeral and he was really angry with his aunt, he's basically disowned her.

Bobby met a rapper who wanted to be famous and he made a deal to shoot the rapper. He was going to shoot his thigh, but he ended up shooting his bum, I'm sure the guy isn't happy.

Johnny's daughter was getting married, so he was allowed out for the wedding. I thought it was pretty sweet. Unfortunately near the end the police took Johnny away before his daughter was gone and he was crying and his wife fainted.

Vito who tried to bribe Meadow's boyfriend was out at a gay club. His friends ended up catching him and he tried to pretend that he was there for a joke, but the guys didn't believe him so it seems like he's gone into hiding.

Tony wanted to show everyone that he was strong because they'd all been looking after him a lot. He attacked his driver and I'm not sure if the driver knew that was going to happen or not. Tony went into the bathroom and he threw up, it was disgusting and it was a reddish colour as well. I really hope it isn't blood because that could be very serious.

Bye for today, I hope you're all healthy and safe.