Coronavirus Diary

Day 84 9th June 2020

There's 4,805 cases in Northern Ireland, 289,140 in the UK and 25,215 in the Ireland. For the third day in a row there have been no deaths in Northern Ireland so that's good news.

When I got up I watched The Office and Dwight was working in a store, selling things. Michael found out that Dwight was the one who watered the plants and rearranged his desk, so he realised he had to get Dwight back. Thankfully Dwight is back now.

I went out for a drive and it felt like I was out for ages because my mum made me drive in a new area.

I watched more of The Office when I got back. Phyllis and Bob had bachelor and bachelorette parties. Dwight hired a stripper for the men and Jim hired one for the women, the men's stripper was a proper one but Jim hired a Benjamin Franklin impersonator for the women. It was really funny. 

Bob was going to get a dance from the stripper but he refused, so Michael got it instead. But he stopped when he thought about Jan and how he shouldn't do it when he's dating her.

The Benjamin Franklin guy was telling them all the facts about him and he took an interest in Pam, it was quite funny.

Phyllis got married to Bob and she stole Pam's wedding, I thought it was quite strange. There was a really funny bit where Michael was pushing the father in the wheelchair but he got up and walked and Michael was so annoyed. He thought he was getting a big part in the wedding but then he didn't. He was doing a wedding speech and Bob got so angry that he took the microphone and kicked Michael out.

Dwight was looking for wedding crashers and he found an old guy with dementia and kicked him out because he thought the man was a stranger. He also didn't let Michael back into the building.

The old man wondered back to the wedding and Michael sat outside and talked to him. When Phyllis came out Michael went to apologise and Phyllis thought that he'd found the old man, she didn't seem too annoyed.

Pam saw Karen and Jim dancing together and she seemed a bit upset. She ended up dancing outside with Roy, they'd better not get back together, she's far too good for him.

After that I watched The Intern which is a movie with Anne Hathaway and Robert De Niro in it. Robert is an old man, Ben and he's retired so he doesn't do much and seems lonely. He found out about an internship for people over 65 at a company so he applied to it.

He met Anne, Jules there and they both learned from each other throughout the movie. I thought it was pretty funny and very sweet, although I'd already seen it in the cinema a few years ago. I hadn't seen it since then because we were going to watch it with my sister but she wasn't interested, so I didn't remember much of the movie.

I loved the movie, it's quite like The Devil Wears Prada, but I think it's more sweet.

Then I watched The Sopranos and Pussy hurt his back and they all thought he was wearing a wire. Tony told Paulie to make sure, so he brought him to a spa, but Pussy wouldn't take off his clothes because the steam was meant to be bad for him.

They found out that it was a different guy who was wearing the wire and they killed him.

Dr. Melfi was talking to Tony and she said she thinks his mother has bipolar and he got really angry and got up in her face. She was terrified, I felt so sorry for her.

Tony was nearly killed by two guys who Uncle Junior hired, thankfully he got away. Tony met an Italian neighbour called Isabella and he took her out to lunch, but then he found out he'd imagined the whole thing, it was pretty crazy.

Tony's mother seemed as if she had dementia, but he thought it was an act to get sympathy. She told Artie that Tony was the one who burned down his restaurant, I couldn't believe she would do something like that. She really annoys me and I don't like her at all, I really think a big part of that is because she's basically the twin of a teacher I hated.

Tony was going to kill his mother because she kept talking about him. But he found out that she had a stroke, hopefully she won't be in the show as much now.

Uncle Junior is in prison so Tony will probably take over. He's killed a few of his uncle's guys anyway.

Bye for today I hope you're all safe.