Coronavirus Diary

Day 97 22nd June 2020

There's 4,871 cases in Northern Ireland, 305,289 in the UK and 25,383 in Ireland. There was only one new case in Northern Ireland which is really good.

I got up and got ready for a date with a guy from Tinder. I was driving out my lane and a van was reversing, I panicked a bit cause I thought the person might not have seen me. I beeped the horn a few times and I was safe.

There was also a lorry parked on my hill, I was going to go out round it but two cars were coming in the other direction so I waited until they passed.

Then I was on the main road and there was a car parked in a very bad position, it could've caused a crash since I was going so fast. Thankfully the car in the other lane was letting me go ahead of them.

I got there and had to wait half an hour because the guy didn't leave the house until 3pm, which was when we were meant to be meeting. Thankfully my mum waited with me. I was quite annoyed with Munna for being so late, we'd originally arranged to meet at 2pm but he changed it to 3pm and was late.

We got ice cream and went and sat on a bench to eat it. Unfortunately he wasn't very talkative and it was quite awkward.

After that we walked to a park and the conversation was a bit better and we sat by a pond. There were ducks and really cute wee ducklings, I really wanted to lift one and pet it, but I knew not to, the mother duck would probably attack me.

Then we walked back and I drove home. The date was pretty good, but I'm not sure if I have enough in common with the guy because he doesn't watch many TV shows or films and he doesn't talk much.

He's trying to arrange another date, so I'll maybe go on another and see how it goes.

When I got home I watched The Office and Holly had to talk to them about ethics. She was going through the questionnaire and saying what it was wrong to do and Michael was bored so he helped her.

Michael got everyone to talk about ethically wrong things that they'd done and Meredith said that she slept with one of the suppliers so that they would buy the stuff for lower prices and she got some kind of meat discount of something as well.

Holly thought it wasn't ok and she complained about it, but they said to leave it and just get everyone to sign that they'd done the ethics training.

Dwight was going on about how people wasted time, so Jim kept a timer to see how much time Dwight wasted, it was pretty funny.

Michael threw a baby shower for Jan and he had prepared for the birth with Dwight. Dwight pretended to be Jan and he literally got water into a bucket and a melon came out of him, Michael immediately dropped it.

Jan came in with the baby and I couldn't believe that it was already born, she never even told Michael when she went into labour.

Michael held the baby but he didn't feel anything towards her and then he hugged Holly and he did feel something. I really hope he'll ignore Jan, she seems very toxic to me.

Michael and Holly had sex for the first time and they did it in the office, but forgot to lock it when they left and it was burgled.

Oscar's laptop was stolen and there may have been other things stolen or trashed. They held an auction to get money to fix everything.

Most of the stuff didn't go for much, but then a hug from Phyllis went for one grand, it was quite funny.

Jim went out for drinks with Darryl because he'd paid a fiver for it in the auction and when he was there Roy showed up. Roy seemed nicer and he didn't go mad when he found out that Jim is engaged to Pam. Jim told him about Pam being out all night with her friends and he seemed to get insecure and he was going to go to New York to see her but then turned around.

Then I watched Fast & Furious: Hobbs and Shaw. I saw it in the cinema when it was out and I remembered pretty much the whole movie. Although I'd forgotten that Ryan Reynolds and Kevin Hart were in it briefly.

I also saw two extra post credits which I hadn't waited for in the cinema. One was where Hobbs called the police on Shaw and he was called Hugh Genus, which sounded like huge anus, it was payback for an earlier scene in the movie. In the second post credit Ryan said he thought he'd been shot but it was actually someone else's blood and he managed to stab someone with a brick. They were very funny post credit scenes.

Then I watched The Sopranos. Carmela was worried about not having enough money to support herself and the kids because something could happen to Tony. He said that the others would support her and that he had money overseas for her.

Adriana has become friends with a woman who's in the FBI and she was even brought to the Soprano house.

Tony told Chris about the guy who killed his father and he gave Chris the address. Chris went to the guy's house and it seemed like he didn't know what Chris was talking about, but he was killed anyway.

I missed the rest of the episode because I fell asleep a bit so I'll watch the rest of it tomorrow. I'm tired from getting up early and from the long walk as well.

Bye for today, I hope you're all well.