Coronavirus Diary

Day 100 25th June 2020

There's 5,724 cases in Northern Ireland, there was such a big jump because they're including other tests or something. In the UK there's 307,980 cases and 25,405 in Ireland.

When I got up and there was a card for me, it was from my parents saying congratulations on my results. They also transferred £200 to my bank account which is great, it was very generous of them.

I watched 13 Reasons Why and Clay's parents did a drug test on him and Justin, for some reason Clay's came back positive. It's possible that he had a blackout and did drugs. Clay thought Justin had swapped their tests, but he didn't.

There was a party but it had to move places because the parents found out about it. Clay thought the parents were tracking them. 

Clay went to the party and he had sex for the first time, I was surprised because I thought he would've had sex with Ani. The girl had a boyfriend and Clay and him got into a fight. He left the party with Zach and he was speeding and crashes the car, Zach was very annoyed with Clay. He also said that Clay abandoned him, but he had no memory of it.

There was a lockdown at the school and it was very tense. They were all hiding in different areas, I'm so glad I've never had to go through it. Everyone thought it was real and that Tyler was the shooter and Tony found pictures of guns in Tyler's bag, he reported it to a teacher. 

It turned out that Tyler was hiding in the bathroom.

Justin was with his team, but he left to be with Jessica. She thought he was the shooter so she threw a stapler at him, it was pretty funny. They kissed and I think he's much better for her than that other guy.

Zach was with Winston and they got high together, Zach talked about beating up Bryce on the night that he died and Winston said that means he knows who killed Bryce. I really hope that Winston will drop the whole thing.

Clay was on his own and he had hallucinations of Bryce and Monty with him. He ended up leaving the classroom and the shooter was in front of him, Clay was trying to talk the person down and they unmasked themselves and it was Clay. I was so worried that he'd got in such a bad state that he went round shooting people, thankfully it was another hallucination.

The principle brought Clay into his office and the whole thing was set up, they had been using blanks or something to create the sound of real gunshots. Clay thought it was messed up and he was shouting about it in the hallway, the army guy came near him and was going to attack him when Clay got his gun and held it up. Everyone seemed worried and Clay lowered the gun and he was immediately tackled and then put onto a stretcher with handcuffs. I really hope Clay will get the help he needs, I think he should be put into psychiatric care.

Then I watched The Office. Toby came back and Michael wasn't aware, he literally thought it was a joke. He wanted to get Toby fired so he gave a note to Pam to give to Toby, but told her not to look at it. She looked and it said something like, "hug me and kiss me, no matter how much I resist, I'm shy." She wouldn't do it and binned the note.

Then Michael bought weed to make it seem like Toby was doing drugs and the police were called in. They were about to arrest Toby when they found the weed, but it turned out it was actually salad. Michael had paid something like 500 for it, it was pretty funny. 

Oscar went to talk to Michael about their finances and there was surplus and I didn't know what that meant and neither did Michael, he got Oscar to explain it to him like he was an 8 year old but he didn't understand. So he lowered the age to 5 and Oscar explained it well. He used a lemonade stand analogy and said the parents gave him a tenner for the business, but only 9 of it was spent, so there was 1 left. If the 1 wasn't spent the budget would be 9 the next time. So Michael had to spend the money that was left over.

Oscar and Jim wanted a new photocopier, but Pam and a few others wanted new chairs. They all tried to bribe Michael and he was having a hard time deciding which to spend the money on. He got Hank the security guy up and he couldn't decide either. Then he called David and he told Michael that he could get part of the money.

Michael was going to go with the money for himself until Oscar told everyone about it. Michael said the group needed to make a decision or he would keep the money. They agreed to get new chairs for the office.

Dwight brought Angela and Andy out to his form to show them the area. He got Andy to walk Angela down the aisle and a German preist/minister was there. I could tell the guy was a real religious guy and I knew the ceremony was going to be real. Dwight and Angela got properly married and she found out and she was really annoyed with him.

They had a Moroccan themed Christmas party and Phyllis seemed quite bossy about it and wouldn't allow a Christmas tree in the room.

Dwight bought all these dolls which were meant to be popular that Christmas, people came in to buy the toy and he sold them for 200. He mad a big profit.

Then I watched a few Impractical Jokers shows and they were showing unseen footage which I liked. There was a really funny bit where a fan asked if the Jokers are ever paranoid about being punished and they showed a clip of Sal. They were at a place with cable cars and they said his punishment was to go on the top of one, but then said they were joking. They did that a few times and then Sal ran away.

Then I watched The Sopranos and Paulie put his mum is a nursing home and she was trying to make friends,but the other women were mean to her. 

Furio went back to Italy because his father was sick and he talked about how he's in love with Carmela. He was advised to leave it or he would be killed, unless he killed Tony.

Ralph introduced Tony to his girlfriend, Valentina. There was a really funny bit where she got him to go over to her and she turned him round so that he would stand in horse poo. 

Valentina started hooking up with Tony and she screwed the salt lid and when Tony poured it the salt went all over his food, it was quite funny. He ended the fling because she was Ralph's woman.

She broke up with Ralph because he was very strange sexually, he got her to put hot candle wax on his balls and then he pleasures himself. He also wanted her to use a cheese grater on his penis but she refused to do it. Then she got back together with Tony.

Carmela found Tony's spare money that was locked and she took some of it and invested it.

Junior went to his trial and he decided to fake having dementia so that the trial would be cancelled or postponed.

Ralph called Paulie's mum and told her that he was caught sucking a young boy's penis and that he was in jail. I thought it was very mean of him to worry her like that.

Tony's horse was killed because the stables went on fire, it was pretty sad. Tony thought Ralph did it, so he went to his house and talked to him. Ralph denied starting the fire, but Tony didn't believe him and killed Ralph. 

Tony had to get Christopher to help with the body, he didn't want anyone finding out that he'd killed Ralph because Ralph is meant to be protected. It turned out that Ralph had been wearing a wig the whole time, I had no idea.

Furio got back from Italy and he had gifts for everyone apart from Carmela and he was still off with her. Then she went to his house with AJ and they were talking and getting along and he gave her vinegar to make up for not getting her a present.  It's obvious that they like each other but I don't know if anything will happen or not.

Chris keeps getting high and Tony doesn't like it. Chris had some old movie on and Adriana's dog was on the sofa. He walked backwards and sat on the dog, I was so shocked that I started laughing and went into a laughing fit. That happens when I'm tired. Unfortunately Chris didn't notice that he was sitting on the dog and it died.

Adriana was really upset and she gave him a leaflet about rehab or something, he was really angry and he started punching her. It was awful. She told Tony about it and they got everyone together for an intervention for Chris' addiction. It ended in a fight and Christopher had to go to the hospital. I really hope he'll get help with his addiction, he's horrible at the moment.

My mum got in contact with my cousin's wife to find out about me being an extra in TV shows or movies in my area. I'll have to register on a site and I need a full body picture, so my mum will need to help me with that. I think it would be great to be an extra in something so hopefully it'll work out.

Bye for today, I hope you're all well.