Coronavirus Diary

Day 127 22nd July 2020

There's 5,868 cases in Northern Ireland, 296,377 in the UK and 25,819 in Ireland. The cases in Northern Ireland were a bit higher again today, I really hope they won't keep rising.

When I got up I watched True Memoirs of an International Assassin, which is a movie with Kevin James, Andy Garcia,  Zulay Henao and Maurice Compte. Kevin James was a writer and he was sending off his manuscript, but kept getting rejections. 

Then a woman contacted him and said she wanted to sell his book. He signed the contract very quickly, without even asking anything about it, which seemed pretty unrealistic. Anyway the book was sold as non-fiction, so everyone ended up thinking he was an assassin.

I enjoyed the movie and parts of it were funny.

Then I watched a few episodes of Impractical Jokers and there was a really funny bit where they were giving massages, Joe basically tweaked on someone.

In the punishment for Joe he had to get someone to get him toilet roll, he wasn't embarrassed at all.

After that I watched The Office and they had a Glee party but the show kept getting interrupted and Michael was sabotaging things because he didn't like Gabe.

There was a really funny bit where they were talking about being clean and coughing into your elbow, it was ironic because of what's going on at the moment. Then Dwight was saying that people needed germs to boost their immune systems and everyone was sneezing on him, it was really funny. They even sneezed in his sandwich and he ate it!

Ryan was trying to get his business up and running and loads of people had invested in it. Oscar worked out that they would be broke in 9 days, so everyone agreed to sell the company. Ryan didn't want to, but when he was given the 9 day deadline he finally sold.

Michael was reading stuff about China and he was saying they made everything, he got into a debate with Oscar and proved him wrong. Then Oscar wanted to talk to Michael about it, so the others helped him and made a cheat sheet, although Oscar talked about something they hadn't covered. His bits of paper ended up falling on the floor.

Dwight messed up the office by having lights that switched off after time without movement and he got half a ply toilet roll. Everyone was complaining, but he wouldn't change it back.

Pam talked about a new office space that they could buy, but Dwight figured out she was lying. Then the guy who worked for Dwight showed Pam that what he was doing was illegal, so she talked to Dwight about it and he agreed to get things back to normal.

Toby was leaving for the Scranton strangler trial and Holly replaced him, so Michael put on a fancy Christmas party. Michael was being friendly to Holly, but then he saw how happy she was with AJ and he messed up her Toy Story Woody doll that AJ got her. She was kinda upset, but she forgave him.

Jim agreed to have a snowball fight with Dwight and when he went outside Dwight wasn't there. Then Dwight jumped out of the snowman and it scared me because I hadn't been expecting it. Dwight threw loads of snowballs at Jim, even when Jim fell on the ground and had a bloody nose.

Poor Jim was traumatised and Dwight kept going after him, he literally put a snowball into a present and it sprung and hit Jim in the face. 

Jim tried to hit Dwight with a snowball, but he missed and it went through the window. Then Michael and Holly told Jim off and said someone could get hurt. I felt really sorry for Jim.

Pam had made a comic for Jim where he was the hero and she showed it to the others, but they weren't impressed. She was feeling insecure about her gift, but Jim loved it. It was really sweet.

After that I baked cookies and they taste very good. 

I watched Collateral, which is a movie with Tom Cruise, Jamie Foxx, Jada Pinkett Smith and Mark Ruffalo in it. I watched it when I was a kid and loved it then, but at the time I didn't know anyone in it apart from Tom Cruise, so it was nice watching it now, knowing all the famous people in it.

Jamie was a taxi driver called Max and he gave Jada who played Annie a lift in his taxi and she gave him her number. Then Tom who played Vincent got into the taxi. He ended up killing someone and taking Max hostage for the night.

I loved the movie, although for some reason I thought that Max and Vincent became friends, maybe it was because I was a kid when I watched it or something. 

Then I watched Money Heist. There's a group of people who want to rob a place, so they went into the place and got it locked down.

There was a girl who was the daughter of a man who was in the UK government or something. A guy from her school went and sat with her on the bus and kissed her, I could just tell he was up to something.

Then when they got inside they snuck off to the bathroom and they were kissing. He got her to take a picture with him and he pulled down her bra and took a picture and he was going to put the picture online. He was very mean and he would've got it online if Tokyo hadn't gone in and found them.

Tokyo and Rio are dating, even though it's against the rules. Unfortunately Rio seems to like Tokyo a lot more than she likes him.

There were police outside after a while and the group were shooting at them, it was weird though, they could've left a few minutes before the police arrived but they waited.

They're inside and they've got the hostages in the same outfits as them with weapons, so that the police don't come in and they're printing more money as well.

I've no idea how they'll get out of this situation, I think it would've been better to take the money they already got and leave.

Bye for today, I hope you're all safe and healthy.