Coronavirus Diary

Day 106 1st July 2020

There's 5,761 cases in Northern Ireland, 313,483 in the UK and 25,477 in Ireland. There haven't been too many new cases in the whole of Ireland which is good.

When I got up I was talking to my mum about NaNoWriMo, which is a site where you set writing goals and try to finish a novel by the end of the month. I got 2,736 words written today, which is probably the best I've ever done. I love all the statistics on the website, which is funny because I hate maths.

Then I went and watched The Office and Michael went to donate blood, he met a woman there and they were getting along. She left her glove behind and he took it in case she came back for it, he threw a Valentine's singles party, in the hopes that she would show up, but she didn't. 

Kevin met a woman at the party and they're dating now, it's quite sweet.

There was a woman who looked very similar to Angela and Dwight was talking to her, I thought he'd ask her out on a date, but he just tried to get her to buy paper from them. 

Jim and Pam went out for lunch with Phyllis and Bob, the food arrived, but Phyllis and Bob were at the bathroom. Pam wanted to eat, but she'd ordered cold food and Jim said she could only eat if it was hot food. She was hungry, so she started eating the chips from Bob's plate, it was quite funny. 

Jim and Pam went to check on them and heard them having sex in the bathroom, it was pretty awkward.

Michael had an idea for a golden ticket for 10% off purchases for a year. He got it from Charlie and The Chocolate Factory, he went round the boxes in the warehouse, putting the tickets in.

5 tickets went to one company and David was annoyed because they would lose a lot of money, so Michael blamed it on Dwight. He told Dwight to take the fall for him and he wasn't very happy about it.

David came in and Michael thought Dwight was going to be fired, but he was congratulated because the client was giving all their business to Dunder Mifflin. Everyone played along and said it was Dwight's idea and Michael was very annoyed and said it was his idea. David didn't want to deal with it so he left.

Then I watched You've Been Framed and there was a really funny bit where a guy was standing on a hard floor, near a car. He started slipping and he grabbed onto the car, the guy couldn't get up at all and another guy had to go and help him. It was so funny.

After that I watched Impractical Jokers and it was funny because Murr's punishment was getting attacked by a woman who was an Olympian in martial arts or something.

Then I went for a shower and when I went downstairs I watched The Fugitive. It's a movie with Harrison Ford and Tommy Lee Jones in it. Harrison was accused of killing his wife and he was going to be on death row, but when he was being transported the prisoners fought back. He escaped and was on the run.

I won't say more in case I spoil it. I thought the movie was very good, although I fell asleep for part of it because I only had three hours sleep, so that I can sleep earlier tonight.

Then I watched The Sopranos and Tony found out about his cousin killing the guy and he wasn't happy about it, but he kept it a secret and covered for him when Johnny asked about it. Tony was having panic attacks again because of what was going on and he talked to Melfi about it. She helped him to talk about the past and he still felt guilty for Tony B going to jail because he was meant to be with him, but he'd hurt his head from falling over due to a panic attack.

Meadow and her boyfriend, Finn were discussing their future and trying to decide where to live and she got him a job in her dad's construction. They were treating him badly until they found out that he was dating Meadow and then they started talking to him more.

One of the guys at the construction site was beat up for saying a joke that offended another man. It freaked Finn out and he stopped talking to them.

Finn got to work early and there was a man in another car and he saw the man getting a blow job from one of the mobsters. The guy talked to Finn and offered him tickets to baseball and he was really scared, he thought the man would either kill him or try to come onto him. He didn't go to the game and told Meadow about the situation, he isn't going back to the job. She was upset because she saw his suitcase sitting out and thought he was leaving her. They had an argument and then he proposed to her, they aren't going to get married until they've both graduated which seems sensible. Although I think it's quite sudden and I don't think they've been together very long.

Carmela got a lawyer for a divorce and she was trying to sort her financial situation but they all backed out and it seems very difficult for her to get a divorce.

Bye for today, I hope you're all well.