Coronavirus Diary

Day 155 19th August 2020

There's 6,505 cases in Northern Ireland, 321,098 in the UK and 27,547 in Ireland. There's still a lot of cases in Northern Ireland and they're talking about tighter restrictions again, it's a nightmare.

When I got up I watched Ted which is a movie with Mark Wahlberg, Mila Kunis and Seth MacFarlane in it. Mark had made a wish as a kid for his toy bear to be alive or something and he was able to talk and walk, they became best friends.

When he got older he got a girlfriend and she didn't like Ted being around, so they had to work out what to do.

I loved the movie, it was pretty funny and Ted is so cute. I wish all my toys could talk, that'd be really cool. 

Then I watched Impractical Jokers and Joe and Murr both lost, it was so funny, they had to get high-fives and if they didn't they'd have to take off an item of clothing. They were both trying to get high-fives and they both got down to their underwear and a woman wouldn't high-five Murr, so his underwear came off as well. It was really funny.

Then I tried playing Sims, but it kept crashing, it would get into the gameplay for about 20 seconds and then crash. I repaired the game and it worked for a few minutes but then crashed. My dad came in and I told him about it and he did something, I put the game on again and it didn't crash, but I quit because I wanted to watch The Office. My computer has had problems recently, so I'll probably need to buy a new one, but I don't really want to cause it'd be expensive, but I can't see what else I could do.

Then I watched The Office and Jim.was talking about an assistant to the assistant regional manager, so they held tryouts. Jim was getting people to guess what he was thinking of, but no one got the right answer. 

Then they went to the warehouse and there was an obstacle course, to deliver coffee to Jim. Phyllis was doing it, but Dwight thought she was too slow, so he did it instead. Jim said Dwight should get the job, that was his plan all along.

Angela had to bring her child with her because the daycare wouldn't take him. Dwight thought he was acting really like him, so he was convinced that Philip was his, but Angela said he wasn't.

Andy auditioned for an acapella singing show and he waited in line for ages and changed into an old man costume for sympathy. They got to the end of the line and were told that the auditions were over, but Andy ran past security. He went and sung and the judges weren't impressed, then his video went viral, it was pretty funny.

Darryl tried to leave quietly but he went back for something and they found out he'd left without saying goodbye. They got him to stay and have a proper goodbye, they all wanted one hour each with him, but he didn't want to spend 12 hours with them all. 

They decided on dancing, so he danced with them all individually, it was great.

Angela was driving and Dwight made her pull over and asked her to marry him, it was so sweet. She agreed and I thought it was great that they finally got together.

They had their bachelor parties and Dwight thought that the stripper was the waitress and he kept going on about wanting food, it was so funny.

Mose kidnapped Angela, it was pretty funny. Dwight also fired Kevin, I thought it was mean and Kevin was at the bar that Angela was brought to. Kevin forgave Dwight which was good. Then Dwight got Angela out of the boot of the car and she full on shouted at Mose.

There was a reunion a year later and people were in to ask questions, there was barely anyone in the room, but then Andy went out and there was a big crowd of fans.

They mostly asked Jim and Pam questions and they seemed pretty critical of Pam, I felt sorry for her.

Erin's birth mum was there and they got to meet and her dad was there as well, it was a really sweet reunion.

Jim was Dwight's best man, but Jim said he couldn't do it because Dwight was older, then Michael arrived, it was great.

Dwight had his wedding and it was pretty sweet. Ryan was at the wedding and he had a baby, I think a woman gave it to him or something, he said the baby had a rash, so he gave it to Kelly's boyfriend. He got her alone and told her he'd gave the baby something it was allergic to so that he could talk to her, I thought it was awful. They ended up kissing and running away together, she deserves someone a lot better than him.

The baby was left with the doctor, but he gave it to Kevin and said to call social services. Kevin was playing with the baby and then Nellie took it, she'll probably keep the baby since she wanted to adopt for so long.

Pam sold the house because she wanted Jim to be able to get the sports job and they both left their jobs.

There was a party at the office because of the launch and Pam got everyone to take a picture in front of the mural, but other people joined as well. Stanley also had to buy his own merchandise instead of getting it for free. They all went up to the office to have their own goodbyes.

Creed was there and he had a long beard, I think he'd been arrested for something. He sung and then they did last interviews, it was pretty emotional. When Pam was leaving she took her picture of the office.

I'll really miss the show, I wish it didn't end. Michael also should've been in the last two seasons.

After that I watched The Accidental Husband which is a movie with Uma Thurman, Jeffrey Dean Morgan and Colin Firth in it. Uma was someone who gave love advice and she advised a woman, who then broke off her wedding to Jeffrey. 

To get revenge he forged a document or something that made them married and she found out when she was going to get married to Colin. She got documents to annul the marriage and she had to find him to sign them.

I loved the movie and so did my mum, but my dad thought it was rubbish. 

After that I watched Condor, I've seen the first season but I'm watching it again because I love it and I don't remember all of it. I also want to remember because they might reference things from season 1 in season 2.

Joe's technology which discovered terrorists found a suspicious guy who was going to a sports game. He was on a Tinder date and he was distracted and the woman thought he was more interested in the game than her. She left and he offered to walk her home and they were getting along.

The bad guys found out that Joe was getting close to them, so they sent assassins after him and his team. Joubert, one of the assassins met him at a bar and she pretended a guy was following her and she hugged Joe. They ended up sleeping together.

When Joe was at work the next day people came in and killed everyone at his place, thankfully he got away from them. His friend, who's involved with the group picked him up and he was going to take him to a safe house, but Joe caused him to crash the car. 

Then Joubert killed the friend and shot Joe a few times, thankfully he had a bullet proof vest on. He went to the Tinder woman's house and she was fine at the start, but then she saw on the news about him killing everyone at his work.

He tried to tell her it wasn't true, but she was freaking out so he got her into her room, he was going to tie her up but she didn't want to be tied up. He made her lie on the bed and he held onto her because he didn't want her leaving, I felt quite sorry for her. 

Bye for today, I hope you're all doing well.