Country Shenanigans

Introduction :D

These will be CH (Countryhuman) prompts for mainly shit and giggles and perhaps unofficial lore in this silly fandom.
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To those who may be wondering what Countryhumans are
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CountryHumans are...basically humans that represent any country and have the flag of that country as their skin/hair.
They're a combination of Hetalia and Countryballs.
CH don't have any confirm canons besides history itself.
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Little heads up about this and other stories
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There is no smut/lemon in ANY of my stories.
Sure I'll mention make outs and such but I'll not be writing it down.
I'm not comfortable on writing smut or lime stuff. But I'm completely comfortable on writing fluff stuff.
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Disclaimers/Warnings
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I'll be ignoring the war that is going on for these prompts. Yes I do care about the Ukrainian people and wish the best for them but I'm staying neutral and not going into politics.
(No this does not mean I support what Putin is doing. I also feel bad for some of the Russians since Putin is drafting male citizens into the war against their will.)
Originally this was written in a Google doc before the war but I deleted it and started from scratch due to me finally leaving the RusAme ship and me having to rewrite almost everything.

And like almost every crack one-shot or something, the WW2 axis will be involved as well.
Yes. The Third Roach (or the Third Ranch Bottle), Imperial Japan, Fascist Italy and the Soviet Union will appear unfortunately.

These prompts (and stories) are not here to support or heroize any wrongdoings that countries have done. I'm completely against it. Despite them being mentioned, I show no support
There will be history references and inaccuracies.
This is for entertainment purposes only
(And maybe some learning)

You will see me ranting on something in some occasions.

Headcanons will appear but these headcanons have nothing to do with history (unless it's a reference).

I'll attempt to update as much as possible when I have the time to.
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Anywho, enjoy me torturing these countries out of pure boredom :,D
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Edit: I completely forgot to add that there are ships here. Whoops.

Uh...I guess here they are:

FrUk
CanMex
ASEAN x EU (debating if I should still ship this or not)
I.J x ?? (I'm ashamed in myself for shipping this but I'm not gonna reveal it yet.)
FinEst
PhilViet
Spain x Portugal
G.E x A.H
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Everyone else is either single, dating a human or isn't interested in dating