(Pt.1)
Soviet: *is actually happy with Snom*
[meanwhile]
Russia: WHO IS HE?!
Belarus: Uh our dad.
Russia: NO I DON'T KNOW HIM ANYMORE!
Ukraine: So you're freaking out that dad is showing emotions-
Russia: YES
Kazakhstan: I feel like we were replaced by the Snom
Ukraine: So he treats the Snom just like how he treats Russia.
Excuse me but what the fu-
[uh]
Soviet: Snom I hope nothing bad happens to you
*a van pulls up*
Zein's worker: Too bad
You lost your snom privileges
*takes Snom away and drives away*
Soviet: NOOOOOOOOOOOO
-
*FIBT just existing*
Soviet:
Do any of you want to commit a crime?
Britain: The first thing to say to us is if we wanted to start a crime
France: Normal way to start a conversation
Third: Seems pretty normal
Imperial: Yeah
Britain: You two stfu. You're war criminals of course it's normal to you.
Soviet who hurt you this morning?
Soviet: A worker from Zein. He took Snom away.
France: So we're doing Operation Snom or something?
Soviet: Yes.
Britain: Soviet, that is a completely stupid idea-
Soviet: He claims that tea is just flavored water and your cooking sucks and says that the Mona Lisa belongs to the Italians-
Britain: Alright where does he live?
France: I'll get the weapons
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Country Shenanigans
FanfictionNOTE: This book was made two years ago or in 2023! So some old HCs and cringe will be in here that are not present today! Also WTF was my humor back then 😭😭🙏🙏🙏 Countries doing random stuff for our entertainment (100% not holding them hostage) H...
