(Pt.1)
Soviet: *is actually happy with Snom*
[meanwhile]
Russia: WHO IS HE?!
Belarus: Uh our dad.
Russia: NO I DON'T KNOW HIM ANYMORE!
Ukraine: So you're freaking out that dad is showing emotions-
Russia: YES
Kazakhstan: I feel like we were replaced by the Snom
Ukraine: So he treats the Snom just like how he treats Russia.
Excuse me but what the fu-
[uh]
Soviet: Snom I hope nothing bad happens to you
*a van pulls up*
Zein's worker: Too bad
You lost your snom privileges
*takes Snom away and drives away*
Soviet: NOOOOOOOOOOOO
-
*FIBT just existing*
Soviet:
Do any of you want to commit a crime?
Britain: The first thing to say to us is if we wanted to start a crime
France: Normal way to start a conversation
Third: Seems pretty normal
Imperial: Yeah
Britain: You two stfu. You're war criminals of course it's normal to you.
Soviet who hurt you this morning?
Soviet: A worker from Zein. He took Snom away.
France: So we're doing Operation Snom or something?
Soviet: Yes.
Britain: Soviet, that is a completely stupid idea-
Soviet: He claims that tea is just flavored water and your cooking sucks and says that the Mona Lisa belongs to the Italians-
Britain: Alright where does he live?
France: I'll get the weapons
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